5mo ago

How about them eggs?

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Who would have thought he would do the same thing he did in his first term again?
- Less than half of the voters, apparently.
  
  Something tells me most of his voters have no idea what he did last time

"A small price to pay to own the libs!" the drones say as they make boiled leather soup.
- Don't forget deport immigrants (arguably increasing food costs). BIL sent me an article about 400+ illegals getting deported Tuesday night or something. Weird, I thought there were hundreds of thousands of them. They could only get that many? "The majority were criminals" Aight, cool. Keep those resources going and start processing the years and years of rape kits left waiting for testing. Start getting those citizens too, champ. Or are we only after the brown criminals? Hmm....
  
  Well, dear leader said gas is gunna be cheap so you can drive to the grocery store and look longingly at the food you can no longer afford to buy and see the empty shelves of cheap eggs. Good thing, since you will need the extra money you will save by not buying food to pay more taxes so the rich won't have to.
- Must be rich that they can afford leather and heat
  
  They're using pillaged library books as a heat source.

This is nothing, wait until the Trump tariffs kick in and everything gets more expensive.
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  The price at which it becomes a felony won't charge. You'd have to do it in organized groups like the raids in LA a number of years ago.
  
  How much does it cost to steal?
- Can't wait for shitty plyboard furniture to be marked up 489% because we got to import them from China/Vietnam or other SE countries.
  Like seriously, what even gets made in the US that is reasonably affordable and is of a decent quality.
  
  guns

Nobody in the US knows how marginal rates and progressive tax brackets work, you can sell the fools on anything and just blame the IRS because it’s the most convenient incarnation of what people hate.
- I mean even this post got it wrong, your taxes go up until about $1 mil, not $300k.
  
  But the cuts could start benefiting you at the $300k bracket relative to before. What's the actual change?
- It makes me angry when I see people talk about how getting a raise would be bad for them because it would put them in a new tax bracket.
  Like dude, no, it won't be worse. Thats not how that works.
  
  It's by design.. the same group of people think that tarriffs are paid by foreign companies. Keeping voters ignorant is a key part of their strategy. Remember that trump once said "I love the poorly educated"
- No! Noooo! I didn't push your child and spit on you! The corrupt IRS fucked up on your taxes.

They raise taxes on the middle class to make people hate taxes so they vote for smaller government.
They’ve been doing it since the 80s. God how I wish our politics weren’t in a death spiral. It’s so boring.

No guys it's cool it'll trickle down any day now just wait
- Picture is incorrect. The bottom glass on the right should be cracking.
- Well, something is trickling down but for some reason it smells like piss.
- I can't wait for the trickle down Bukkake. Any minute now!
  
  Arigato gozaimasu billionaire chan

Graph is from October 2024 this isn’t some new version that was just released either
- Correct. And it is still current.
  https://itep.org/federal-tax-debate-2025-trump-tax-changes/#collapseOne
  
  If you look at "breakdown of tax propoals by category" note that it doesn't account for inflation, for example giving a reduction to everyone for tax cuts. But in the real world, that's not how it works. Tax cuts that are paid for with deficit spending like these are essentially zero-sum because the price of everything will have to increase to account for spending power. So in other words, it's even worse for everyone but the 1% than indicated.

This is just peak brainworm. What does someone making nearly a million dollars a year even do with an extra 7k?? Make their scroodge McDuck vault a little deeper? Doesn't matter how deep it is, you still can't dive into it like a pool. Idiots.
- No, you totally can dive into a pile of gold and swim in it and they should definitely all try it. It works better the higher the diving board is.
- they use dollar bills instead of gold coins, you can get a cushy landing and swim through it pretty well.
  
  I hope they get paper cuts on their eyeballs.
- Plus, at the other end of the spectrum, I'm quite sure anyone making $28.6k a year would be very happy to pocket an extra $790.
- To be honest, if you're able to make a million a year (even hundreds of thousands a year), you can afford an accountant who will tell you not to take compensation as employment income.
  If you're a business owner you'll be taking a significant share as dividends, or if you're an executive you'll be taking stock options or other share based compensation. If done correctly, you can not only take advantage of lower tax rates but also defer taxes to future years.
  
  If you say so....I'm more of a turbotax on April 14 kinda guy
- Supposedly they invest it back into the economy, or, at least that’s what I’ve been told.
  
  Yeah, of course, through stock buybacks and executive bonuses.
- Pretend that's the end of the bracket and it doesn't increase from there. Now the guy making 100,000,000 gets an extra $700,000

Um, have you tried just not being poor?
- Just take more xhits on xhitter, that's seems to be how Edolf makes his fortune

but at least now baby jesus will stop shedding tears because transgenders and intersex people can now be labeled with their correct biblical gender
that will make the poor religious folks happy at least, right? they don't need grocerries, baby jesus is happy the transgenders are suffering! delicious!
- It's the MAGA way.. they base their self worth on how much the people they hate are suffering.

Edit: why gifs no work on Eternity?
- Wth. Whatever, I'm just cursed
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  This is what I did
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I don't think I can afford to prop up the wealthy any more than I already am doing now. Guess I'll need to get a fourth job to help pay off Musk and company tax relief.
- Work those bootstraps

Clown Country

Is there a source on this? Not that I don't believe it, I'm sure this is exactly what's going to happen, but if I bring it up in conversation saying "I saw it in a meme" will deflate the argument.
- Institute on Taxation and Economic Policy (ITEP)
  https://itep.org/federal-tax-debate-2025-trump-tax-changes/#collapseOne
- just say I did my own research and anyone dumb enough to ask for a source in casual conversation will be satisfied.
  
  Ugh, I hate it when people provide evidence for their claims! When someone tells me that Haitians are eating dogs, I just believe them if the conversation is casual enough
  
  You're getting down voted cuz you're rude but honestly yeah. If someone asks you in person for a source you just say, yes I have a source it's the Trump tax plan that he announced. It's not a secret

LOL Bush Jr did the same thing as did the previous Republican president. This is par for the course.

Just work harder and become a billionaire smh
/s

Is this from the extention of last tax cuts that are still active but set to expire unless renewed? Or a new proposal on top of that policy?
- I don't think we know anything yet for real. I believe they included the costs of the tarrifs into everyday Americans taxes, because they are taxes after all... But Madam President changes the percent on tarrifs and to whom every time they talk, so unless someone actually writes something down, we'll never know anything concete. It is concrete that they are no longer a man though.

The last two times I’ve been to Costco they’ve been out of eggs. One of these days I’m expecting the Cash & Carry to be out of eggs too. Then the Rosaures, the Safeway, and the mini mart too. Just think of the savings in not buying any eggs at all!
“You get bird flu! You get bird flu! Bird flu for everyone!”
-Trump FDA soon
- He's going to force factory farms to stop culling sick chickens, isn't he? Somehow RFK will get involved with the chickens' rights

LOL Bush Jr did the same thing as did the previous Republican president. This is par for the course.

Even if we're just talking eggs, they're up about $1.50 per dozen in my area and Der Blöderfürher has only been in office three days.
- Well at least that war over in Ukraine is over!
  
  Day 1!
- eggs are almost 6 dollars a dozen here, they were around $2 a few weeks ago. it's crazy

That'll help pay for those aircraft carriers ..... for about an hour
- I think you severely underestimate how many people are involved in the income tax scam.

It looks like they aren't planning to institute the new changes until spring this year. Is that correct, or am I misreading the website?

Where can we read it? I am having trouble finding the text.

I hope they starve. If I was running a soup kitchen I'd refuse to serve anyone who voted for this.
- In my area the soup kitchens are manned by, and frequented by almost exclusively Trump voters. It's deep red.
  
  You'd think they would just give the hungry people the middle finger instead then like South Dakota

https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2024/01/12/trump-tax-cuts-2024/
Isn't their source of data characterized as "left-leaning"? How valid is this information?
- Institute on Taxation and Economic Policy (ITEP)
  https://itep.org/federal-tax-debate-2025-trump-tax-changes/#collapseOne
  
  Yeah, google ITEP and see that they are classified as "left leaning". I feel like this lemmy instance is all hard-left at this point.

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