You're on death row and you have one final meal. What is it?
You're on death row and you have one final meal. What is it?
10 pounds of sautéed onions so that in the execution chamber I can just rip the nastiest farts you ever smelled for hours
26Along the same lines, but actually enjoyable, spicy chicken tikka masala
7The final say
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An all you can eat buffet. If I eat real slowly, the meal never ends!
13Or you could die chocked.... Die on your own way!
4Power to the people!
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The Rich
12Yes! I want this printed on a t shirt.
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My victims
9I love this answer hahaha
4whoa hol'up
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The antidote to whatever posion they are about to give me
8A bucket of the most disgusting, fat-oozing, cold, old McDonald's Fries without any molecule of salt so I can remind myself why it's better to go than to stay.
8And a non existent icecream because the machine is broken
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8 pc fried chicken (popeye's), 6 slices of cornbread, half of a meatloaf, 1 portion of mashed potatoes, 2 scoops of mint chocolate, 2 scoops of cookies and cream (another container), 2 slices of chocolate and vanilla flavored tres leches cake, and finish it off with a creme brulee. Drink wise just water (just not shit dasani or aquafina) so I can enjoy the flavors
7iirc texas stopped giving prisoners lavish last meals after an inmate requested a dinner like this and then didn't eat any of it
7I hate this. Not fair for one person to ruin it for all.
6Oh yeah that super racist guy heard about him through a papameat video his was absolutely insane. He was an actual piece of human shit through the very end
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Good answer. I also have water with my dinner for the same reason.
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My accuser.
7Medium rare steak (sauteed mushrooms, raw onion), shrimp (6), boneless skinless chicken thigh, mashed potatoes, stuffing, corn, pees,cranberry sauce, cherry pie with wiped cream.
6Pees and wiped cream, this convict knows how to go out on a high note!
7huehue pees
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A nice dish of Presidential Pardon with some pre-signed Bill Gates blank checks on the side
6Freedom. Check mate.
6Tomahawk pork chops, mashed potatoes, apple sauce, chardonnay.
5That sounds glorious! Not had it myself but might have to now.
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Worlds rarest truffle then tunnel my way out - Dale Dribble, King of the Hill
5Arsenic.
5Everlasting gobstopper
4I'd he too anxious to eat, so I'd probably go a nice fruit smoothie and some gin.
4Upwards of 1000mg thc in edibles. Unless I'm on death row in the deep south, they probably can't get gumbo good enough for my last meal >_>
4It’s cliche but a nice lobster with garlic butter, so good
4Your fav is your fav even it's cliche. I've never actually tried lobster I get too in the head about it but I've heard it's glorious.
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Pineapple on pizza.
4Your sentence was justified
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The first thing that came to mind is lasagna.
3Dosnt matter, probably I will not eat at all.
3The jury. Then an overdose of a narcotic.
3The execution tool
3Myself, I would have a Chinese banquet. Something like sweet and sour chicken, fried rice, hokkien noodles, honey pepper beef and a chocolate eclair for dessert.
3A bottle of bourbon and a tin of breath mints
3I'd have to go with the 21 year old scotch I had at my bachelor party.
I'll never forgive one of my groomsmen for adding sprite to it after taking a sip.
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A real Jewish-style everything bagel, chive cream cheese, lox, more lox, tomato, sweet raw onion, cucumber, open- faced. Don't have to worry about your breath if it's your last meal!
3pulls out uno reverse card what's you're last meal huh
3A Chinese banquet. Something like sweet and sour chicken, honey pepper beef, fried rice and hokkien noodles. Chocolate eclair for dessert.
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Can't eat when anxious so nothing. Unless I thought I could manage to puke it all up on the executioner.
3Sushi platter flown to me on dry ice from Tokyo.
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