Anon is Bri’ish

Saands like we've gorra fackin spy raand 'ere

England need democracy, free speech, and imperial measures NOW

Oi, you got yer internet licence, mate? Can’t be crackin’ these jokes if you ain’t a proper grown-up, innit?

One of 3 jokes.

Its either either :

"loicence"

Haha no spices

Or "bad teeth"

My favorite to poke at is treating anything with a blade on it like it’s a deadly weapon with no other purpose.
Can’t have a locking pocket knife.
There was a group that wanted to ban pointed kitchen knives.
Had a dude tell me he doesn’t carry an axe or saw when camping because it “might scare passersby”
Photos of police “hauls” that show screw drivers and hammers as “deadly weapons that don’t belong on the streets”
So it’s at least 4 jokes.
- And here I am walking around the woods with a big-ass machete.
You forgot “bo’oh ‘o wa’er”
- Theah's no "r" in wo'uh, bruv
- I think this is Igbo
Also, sailing away because of their ugly wives and terrible food.
Don't forget the bizarre "r" into everything like drawring, the lawr, etc.
- That's called an intrusive R
- Thats more American in my experience That and completely dropping entire parts of words for absolutely no reason I can understand
  Ex. Comfortable somehow becomes comftable. Drawer becomes drawr. Wednesday becomes wensday
- Apparently, there's some sort of linguistic exchange program within British English where T's are traded out for R's, and then a persistent logistics issue causes the R's to be distributed incorrectly.

I'm really glad I didn't have to see the word cunt here that would have really ruined my day

This is not the UK Alan Turing died for

Alan didnt die for any UK. He dies because of fascist homophic UK government drove him to suicide.
- Yay! You've caught the essence of the joke I tried to make
Much too soon! (but totally a good one, i ill be stealing this one)

Armed units show up and arrest the stabbed bobby for not having a dying license

Emphatically uncensored:

Oi! You got a permit for that uncensored meme?
Was that necessary?
- It's my new hobby.
- To make that joke? No.
  To make the joke, having already decided to make it, as funny as possible? Yes.
- Who in the actual fuck censors a 4Chan post
  A 4CHAN POST
- I literally couldn't make out the word
- Writing cunt in Union Jack filled text? This is British cultural heritage!

I say this as an American. The UK is not ran by adults

The irony of this image being censored .

But think of the children
You have to verify your age to see the uncensored image.
- Brit here. I can see the uncensored image through a VPN. For which I have a licence, obviously.
- drinks verification can
No swearing license
Especially since cunt isn't even a swearword in English.
- It is definitely an American who censored it.
- My wife just told me otherwise.
It was already like this when I found it.
- Did you find it on its way to school?

Cunt.

I've been to this country and they do this type of shit covenantly

I can't believe the TV license is real. I just can't. I guess it helps makes good tv tho

Americans fund public TV and radio infrastructure through taxes, Brits just make it opt-out if you meet certain criteria by labeling it as a license.
You tell me which has more "freedom."
- The one where I don't have to upload my I.D. to watch porn, BABY! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅
The TV license is definitely real. All the others are fake though (I believe).
https://www.gov.uk/find-licences/tv-licence
- (i believe)
  Best joke in this thread
- A TV Licence costs £174.50
  Wtf is this in addition to paying for cable/satellite?
- The long knife prohibition is real.
The early idea was to support the state-owned and state-operated channels through taxes. Then the channels got privatized and now the taxes are going straight into the pockets of The Brexit Bunch. I mean why would they voluntarily cut off a money source that people were already paying.
- In San Diego they had a toll bridge.. once it was paid for they kept the toll. When asked why they were still charging a toll... They said the toll booths still cost money to run. They had to be sued for the toll to stop
This is/was a thing in many other European countries too.
In Austria it used to be (not long ago, a few years at most) that only people who owned a TV needed to pay it, not anymore, now every household has to pay it, so it is basically a household tax.
- It's not a tax tho? At least not in Germany. It's going directly to the state-broadcasting service but unconditionally; the idea being it's harder to influence the content or threaten them with cutting off their funding.

Not like 'murca where you have to register your photo ID in order to fap.

that is coming to the UK and the EU soon. It is almost like these people are saying "while Trump is doing some outrageous shit, lets slip in a couple quickies ourselves shall we?"
- Yeah I think a lot of people don't realise how significant these changes are going to be. It's a big increment of the surveillance state. The fuckin Labour party are making a big lurch to the right, the Palestine Action thing is another sign of the times.
you mean kinda like how you have to upload a photo of your face to do the same in Britain?
- I just skip two steps and crank one out to the picture of my face
Huh? It's that way in some states but wasn't it recently made that way in the entire UK?
- In my state they tried that but everyone ignored the law because they didn't include a way to enforce it.
  Pornhub and only pornhub is blocked but if I gave a shit I'd use a VPN
And also censor swearwords on the internet.