Anon is Bri’ish

You got a loicence for that?

Beat me to it (by 24+ hours) ya cunt.

You have to verify your age to see the uncensored image.

Especially since cunt isn't even a swearword in English.

It was already like this when I found it.

Oi! You got a permit for that uncensored meme?

Was that necessary?

The TV license is definitely real. All the others are fake though (I believe).

https://www.gov.uk/find-licences/tv-licence

Americans fund public TV and radio infrastructure through taxes, Brits just make it opt-out if you meet certain criteria by labeling it as a license.

You tell me which has more "freedom."

The early idea was to support the state-owned and state-operated channels through taxes. Then the channels got privatized and now the taxes are going straight into the pockets of The Brexit Bunch. I mean why would they voluntarily cut off a money source that people were already paying.

This is/was a thing in many other European countries too.

In Austria it used to be (not long ago, a few years at most) that only people who owned a TV needed to pay it, not anymore, now every household has to pay it, so it is basically a household tax.

Yes, constable. This bloke right here.

Alan didnt die for any UK. He dies because of fascist homophic UK government drove him to suicide.

My favorite to poke at is treating anything with a blade on it like it’s a deadly weapon with no other purpose.

Can’t have a locking pocket knife.

There was a group that wanted to ban pointed kitchen knives.

Had a dude tell me he doesn’t carry an axe or saw when camping because it “might scare passersby”

Photos of police “hauls” that show screw drivers and hammers as “deadly weapons that don’t belong on the streets”

So it’s at least 4 jokes.

You forgot “bo’oh ‘o wa’er”

Don't forget the bizarre "r" into everything like drawring, the lawr, etc.

British colloquial term for constable

A rozzer

You would indeed be an expert on the subject.

That was definitely done by an American. A Brit would not censor that.

Fellas, is it gay if you’re male and you sleep by yourself?

Huh? It's that way in some states but wasn't it recently made that way in the entire UK?

you mean kinda like how you have to upload a photo of your face to do the same in Britain?

that is coming to the UK and the EU soon. It is almost like these people are saying "while Trump is doing some outrageous shit, lets slip in a couple quickies ourselves shall we?"

Are you telling me this is exaggerated for comedic effect?

If you don't pay for it, you get a harassing letter every month. You can find them documented here.. Occasionally, someone from TV licencing may visit. You have no obligation to let them in.

Most people who do get convicted are the ones who engage with TV licensing. For example, they admit to using the iPlayer. They miss a payment on a weekly payment plan for it and then say something like "My mum was in hospital and I wanted to keep the kids entertained". Someone I know almost got caught out because they tried to do the "right thing" and sent them an email saying they didn't need a tv licence (they were doing it on behalf of their elderly father. They personally owned a licence) and TV Licensing detected their email was attached to the BBC iPlayer. Or they were let into the house and set up the TV for them.

If you just ignore the letters, and shut the door as soon as they show up, basically nothing can happen. There is very little way they can prove you were watching TV. Someone else mentioned "detector vans" but these were most likely fake (The BBC claimed they did that but didn't let anyone see how they work, even the Ministry of Defence who was very interested in such a technology), and definitely wasn't admissible in court.

Personally I pay for the licence. I like the BBC. It's high quality. I think it's the right thing to do. You get a free streaming service along with it (bbc iplayer) which is far better than the likes of Netflix.

Do y’all brits actually pay for the license?

Licence. (Lisense is a verb in British English.)

Yes. It funds the BBC which is public service broadcasting, usually very high quality and has no advertisements. You aren't allowed to watch BBC or any live television whatsoever in the UK without a TV licence.

Can you be arrested for not paying it?

Not any more. It's now a civil rather than criminal offence. The conservatives didn't like that they even today tend to report facts alongside opinions, so they threatened to remove the licence fee. Instead they made of civil rather than criminal, so non payment is only punishable by a fine, which of course means it's only illegal for poor people who can't gamble the fine.

They used to send detector vans round to addresses that don't have a licence for enforcement. The ads said they could tell if you were watching telly. I suspect they detected aerials, but that was in the days of Cathode Ray Tubes, and maybe you can detect them being on, I don't know.

How does it work exactly?

They just send a bill to everyone in the post, warning of the consequences of non payment. You can pay by direct debit for less paperwork. Compliance is pretty high. It used to be higher before the conservatives started meddling.

The conservatives would love to get rid of the BBC and the NHS but they know it would be an absolute disaster for them politically because the people love them, flawed as they are, so they just underfund them badly and then complain about how bad they are.

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That strategy initially worked with the trains, which the conservatives privatised in the 1980s on the grounds that the reliability was poor and the rolling stock was badly out of date, but after a few decades of privatised rail, the promise of competition driving up quality and driving down prices has proven very hollow indeed, and now nationalisation is popular in every demographic group including conservative voters.

The East Coast Main Line went bust so many times that no commercial operators would touch it and the government was forced to step in. The civil servants were told to look for efficiency savings and make it more commercially viable, but when they did that it became the most reliable and punctual line in the UK with the best customer satisfaction, and cost far less in subsidies than the privatised lines. Who knew that extracting the most money possible for shareholders would drive down quality whilst driving up prices and government costs?

The current labour government is nationalising rail on the cheap by simply not renewing the franchises when they expire. Manchester's buses have come back under local authority regulatory control. Some things are getting better under labour, but some things are not and the prime minister seems to think that Biden is the best example to follow in many ways.