From Snoop Dogg to Lap Dogg

"well baby snoop it's called adoption" as if they'd have a problem explaining little orphan Annie or Stuart little or any number of adopted children

Or 'it's the future'.
- And seeing as it's his grandkid, he can even just say, "Ask your parents.", if he wants to be a real coward about it.
  smh, why does it have to be everyone else's problem that people don't want to talk to their (grand)kids?
"Their parents were murdered in a mass shooting, as is Murican tradition."

So your grandson has an understanding on the biology of reproduction, but is stumped by the idea of adoption? I think the kid might be dumb, big chief.

That movie is set way in the future and the baby looks like both of the mothers. I don't think it was an adoption, I think the assumption is that they somehow figured out a way to have 2 women have a baby together with both of their DNA in the future. I watched it with my kid n kinda thought huh, that's a bit of an odd choice, but my kids didn't ask, and frankly I didn't care. The movie was shit though, and this tiny, weird bit of plot was irrelevant to it sucking. The decision to replace the voice actor for Buzz was super annoying. He just sounded wrong and the movie was fucking space groundhog day but worse.
- Well the problem is that Tim Allen also sucks
- We have the technology to do this now, it's just not widely used.
- That movie is set way in the future and the baby looks like both of the mothers.
  Sperm banks stock from a variety of ethnic backgrounds and etc to enable this; sometimes they use donor material from siblings on the non ... Directy involved partner for the same reason

Yes, a cartoon lesbian couple is highly inappropriate for the grandson of a drug huffing, ho banging gangster.

While his take here is shitty, I think doing drugs and having sex with women for money is not something that warrants out right condemnation imo.
His involvement in murder and assault, and the sexual assault and battery accusations are much more damming and legit reasons to shit on him though.
- it's not condemnation, it's pointing out hypocrisy.
- Broadly it might not be worthy of condemnation, but in the context of "child appropriate" it would seem to be way less appropriate than what he is complaining about.
Just weed lol
- Just a same sex relationship lol

Upvoting for awareness of what a snowflake Snoop is and in the hopes we can get past the “awww he and Martha Stewart are best buds” era.

i felt like his relationship with martha seemed too unnatural, its basically a white woman "im friends with a black guy, so im not racist" to the right winger base.

Snoop instantly pushed away the guy holding the coke plate, he shoved off the three women deep throating him, to take a last deep hit from his blunt to scream "hey this is not appropriate for children!"

From the inventor Deez Nutz.
- you wanna buy some CDs?

What a piece of shit

I hate this argument. "You people can't exist in public because I might have to talk to my stupid kids".

No.
you people can't exist in public or stories because i made my kids stupid bigots, and seeing you might make them question that and make q lot more work for me if i want them to be as stupid and bigoted as i am
I know this, because my grandma said this shit to me about literally this asshole. He made my shitty racist grandma half correct about her shitty racism.
Edit: Fuck him with a three foot wide strap on that needs to be worn by two women who are making out in front of his grandkid.
- Can confirm. My grandmother tried talking to me in the car once convincing me to be homophobic. She said they might "call me 'heterosexual'" Couldn't even find the right pejorative
- ... What?
  Snoop Dogg made your grandma right about being racist?
It's not a question of being visible in public, it's just a question of proportion. Hollywood seems to need gays and lesbians in every movie now. Is it marketing to attract "minorities" ?
- There are straight people in literally every movie. Do you have an issue with that?
- Yeah, there's nothing wrong with people being gay as long as they do it in secret and "normal" people don't have to acknowledge it. /s

did he really say that dumb shit? 😭

He came out and said him and Trump are solid. I think he performed at his inauguration too.
I bet you can guess the answer.
- And he clowned people who did it before, then did it himself
Yup
https://ew.com/snoop-dogg-criticizes-lgbtq-representation-in-childrens-films-11796606

It's wild to me that someone who got rich selling songs to teens about fucking bitches, selling drugs and killing cops could keep a straight have (edit: face! Straight face!) while saying he's offended about anything.

Surely, scary topics that must never be mentioned!
I don't see whats wrong with any of that.

If this is real, he's lost all street cred.

If homophobia surprises you then you haven’t listened to rap music of his era.
- seriously. even the most forward thinking popular rap group (a tribe called quest) had a (unreleased) song about how much they hate gay people
Snoop Dogg sold out and lost his street cred in like 2005
Happened a long time ago, Snoop has been lame since Snoop Lion
https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/snoop-dogg-trump-support-reason-crypto-b2687486.html
Based Snoop

Grandpa why are your eyes so red?

Grandpa has answer to that.
I got the Rollie on my arm and I'm pouring Chandon
And I roll the best weed 'cause I got it going on
Grandson, listen close as I impart this important wisdom I've accumulated in my time
Smoke weed everyday.
- oh grandpa we have eyedrops now

Is there a credible source of evidence that "Snoop Dogg" actually said this?

If he actually said this then he's a horrible fucking human being but I don't like accusing someone of doing something horrible without evidence

I've already seen it happen to people online and false accusations can ruin lives and it can be hard to repair that life after its been ruined

I've never heard of this claim apart from this image

EDIT:

Looked at a few comments with links to articles and have only skimmed through 2 so far but yeah he's a piece of fucking shit

Several. Do a quick web search begore you ask shit like that for easily verifiable publiv claims.
- Did you not see the edit to my comment outhouseperilous ?

Snoop turned into a fucking pussy.

Yeah, what a soft ass human being. Soft constitution (lack of integrity) and soft morals make for a pathetic excuse for a human being.

Its reallly funny watching this dude who put his name on multiple porn movies featuring copious amounts of lesbian sex clutch his pearls over a depiction of a lesbian couple in a children's movie.

That really adds to the evidence that he's always been a sell out.
Its obvious in retrospect but now that he's a right wing grifter its hard to avoid now.
- I always thought Dre and Snoop were badass since 2001, with music at least, I know they were pretty shitty back in the day. Then I saw Snoop in a music video with Katy Perry and have hated him since for being such a money grubbing sellout.

Right because lesbians should only exist in pornos (like the GGW ones Snoop promoted at one point). Definitely not in real life, right Snoop?

Fucks sake, we can't depict two people in love because you can't explain it to your grandson? Should we not depict space travel or is he a rocket scientist that we don't know about?

He probably just can’t explain two people in love.
This is the good shit.
Also, ftl, lasers, jetpacks, the wheel...

My son just started third grade. It is actually super easy to answer questions like this if you're a kind person who allows others to keep their humanity if they are different, and if you actually cultivate a relationship with your child.

Explaining how two women parent a child? Wow, that must be tough my snoop guy. Better to just hide from the public like a little bitch, as you might say.

I mean, I've had to address things like the topic of death because of a grandparent dying young and a future sibling ending in a miscarriage. And the original due date recently passed too. oof.

But thank fucking god that in my family's weakened state, none of us were assaulted by the vile image of two women holding hands and kissing a baby on the head at the same time.

Check this out though Dogg: if you were sent back 50 years in time with white skin and no memory, within a week you'd be fighting to bring back segregation. Cunt.

Also, if hes anti queer, he needs to use his REAL name-im told calvin broadus.
- He worked long and hard to be called
  Simple
  Nobody who is
  Out
  Of touch with all the
  People who brought him fame and wealth

Snoop is also a crypto bro that played at one of Trump's pre-inaugeration events. Fuck him, he's a tiny little man with small dick energy in 2025

https://www.revolt.tv/article/snoop-dogg-defends-crypto-ball-appearance-for-trump-inauguration

“I don’t go to the movies to have conversations with my grandkids about the world and stuff. I go to ignore him for the day!”

No one should be going to the cinema for a conversation, stop talking at the cinema, were here to watch movies.

There are many kinds of whores. Snoop is the fascist kind

Why? He wasn't paid to say this stupid shit.
- Essentially he was. This is him saying I have no moral threshold and am available as an influencer to say and do whatever I am paid for. AKA I am still relevant to your agenda... Call me. It is the same as all the big tech CEOs bending to 47 after bending to diversity initiatives. People with no ethics or morals fly the banner of whomever has control and do so in ways the average person is far too stupid to process. 47 is hard pressed for black and minority supporters. For a leader of dogmatic tribal fools, aka an influencer, the vacuum of minority supporters for 47 is an open bounty for a very large paycheck in exchange for ethics especially in the Southeastern USA where any sway over potential Democratic voters is critical for the fascist republican agenda. Nothing is simple or straight forward when a person is at this level of political engagement and wealth.
- he was paid to play at trumps inaugaration.
- He played at Trump's inauguration. He's a fascist.

He made adult music knowing it would be listened to by children. At some point in his career he must have realized he was talking directly to children while in the studio.

I'm sure he cares about kids and isn't just a stupid asshole saying a line because something pulled his string.

_{You got a stick in your ass, Snoop!}

He made adult music knowing it would be listened to by children.
Snoop deserves criticism for this and his Trump inauguration appearance, but this is a deeply stupid criticism that can be made about literally any entertainer.

Hero to zero, dude.

Dude was never a hero. I bet he secretly wishes he was half as cool as Eminem
- He's 100% always been jealous of Eminem.

“They probably adopted.” Not that hard.

even if you're a conservative shithead and don't even want to talk about that, how hard is it to say, "it's just a cartoon sweety"?
what is this bitch-ass complaint, from people who i guarantee don't feel like they have to explain squat to their kids... they suddenly become a super liberal parents like "i can't lie to my kids, and i have to truthfully address every question" like no you don't bitch.
"Sooo do know your sister's adopted?, these bitches had to pay the government for that shit" easy

MF was convincted for murder, but a 5 year old asking questions is too much?

Who was convicted for murder?
- The 5 year old obviously
Buzz Lightyear of course

Damnit.

Now I have to not go out of my way and keep Snoop on the list of people's political opinions that I don't give a single fuck about.

Yeah, he wasn't who I was looking to for political takes, lol. Now if I need someone to show me how to smoke 10 blunts, that's different.
- a reason not to smoke excessively you mean.

Snoop has got to be the biggest sellout in the entire history of music.

the first sign was him chilling with trump and right wingers. he smoked so much weed it damaged his brain.

Or... he's rich. Might have something to do with that.

Of all the things to fear for your child

You are a sad, strange little man.

I feel like I've got whiplash over the general public's perception of Snoop over the last decade or so

Rofl what a snowflake. Like you don't want to tell your kids where babies come from? There aren't that many sources...

What a piece of shitpost

I'm sorry that a former rapper and gang-banger had to explain the concept of adoption to his grand-kid. Must have been traumatizing.

Snoop dog, “murder was the case that they gave me”, album called doggy style, straight up gangster, legendary pothead, criminalized and still became a successful decent person who has released affirmation songs for kids recently. Doesn’t understand gays.

He's really just starting his right winged grift phase. Happens to lots of rich folk who are starting to fade from the contemporary cultural zeitgeist.
Killing people is fine but you realize a ton of early hip-hop and West Coast rap was explicitly about not loving the homies, right? Even Superman didn't get a pass on Rapper's Delight...

movie literally talks of time distortions

kids would be confused about a kiss

Sure

People forget that snoop dogg is actually a theatre kid who wanted to play the part of piece of shit gangster, and ended up with a murder charge. He then used memes and people on the internet to make himself a figure of memes and good guy propaganda. I don’t think he’s awful but he’s not the nice guy that internet fanboys portray him as

"Good guy"? We just knew him as an occasional musician and mega-stoner. Not many people calling him an actual hero.

Eazy-E was right.

What did Eazy have to say about Snoop?
- They are actors, studio gangsters.

Hey, he needs attention, easiest way is saying stupid shit and cause controversy. Fuck snoop-a-loop

If they are old enough to ask, they are old enough to hear "I dunno, ask your Mom".

I haven't seen Lightyear but I'm guessing they touch on some topics that are more complex than adoption.

Like... here's a kid with no parents. Here are some adults who want to be parents but can't. So we match them up. Now the kid has parents, and the adults are parents.

It's not complicated.

Meanwhile... it's sci-fi. I'm sure they talk about warp engines or ship thrust or gravity wells or something more complex than adoption.

I recognize this is a meme, but is there an actual citation on where and when he said this? I want to hate him for it, but I also want to do my due diligence.

Never a shortage of Uncle Toms.

Also, never meet your heroes or invest so much on celebrity, as one never knows when they'll turn 180 against your politics and beliefs.

It should never be surprising that they're in there to maintain their lifestyle and appearances, as for every Public Enemy or Ras Kass, there's him and dozens who choose image and kayfabe over real issues (and won't be surprising either if Idi Amin exists and he'll just lounge with him). That if he's attending a church of sorts, even superficially, high likely it'll be strongly conservative as much as Bible-puncher tent-revival churches in Africa, where in most parts homosexuality is frowned upon and even persecuted (i.e. Uganda).

Hence, there do also exist ultraconservative blacks.

Celebrities can't even have the common decency to shut the fuck up.

Glad I haven't directly contributed to any celebrity's cash piles in years and years.

Arrrrrrr matey!!!!

Papa snoop took his grandchild to the cinema to nake him shut the fuck up, and instead, it asks questions!

From 187 on a cop to blue lives matter.

Snoop Dogg? More like Whiny Lil Bitchass Dogg

Hypocrisy is the defining feature of our age.

Wouldn't it only be hypocrisy if the issues in question were more closely related? Like if, in the past, Snoop had two women making out in a music video or something. But even that wouldn't have been intended for kids.
Not defending, his stance is asinine.

Oh no, I had to talk to my kids. The horror.

I've known quite a few older people who were lifetime pot smokers. They all ended up just a little fucked in the head. So much so I quit. Its a myth that pot makes you creative. I figured out how to be chill without it and the ideas I have now really work. While some people I know in my age group who still lean into it are not able to figure out or see the simplest of solutions. Its noticeable and I wish there was some way to study the long term cognitive decline of lifetime smokers. Dude can't explain how love is love. That its a personal choice everyone gets to make. Sounds like he doesn't want those kids to be free but be some version he has to approve of.

Yup, same. I know some people that really seem to become less sharp with prolonged pot use. There is no free lunch, all drugs, when taken regularly, fuck you up. But, at the end we all die, so I'm going to enjoy a beer and a smoke every now and then. Just don't make it a habit, and when in any doubt, do less or quit.
- Yeah, I've smoked a few times in the last five years. Less then five times. Usually in a social situation. Its the wake and bake dailies that will harm you. I really don't miss it. I was self medicating past abuses and as soon as I confronted them I didn't need it anymore.
It's all starting to make sense. Excessive marijuana use makes people gravitate toward conservative ideology. Man are all those old hippies going to be upset when I give them the news.
Apparently I need to add this: /s
- If that makes sense to you then you don't know any lifelong pot smokers.
- theyre gonna feel so dumb for not gravitating toward conservative ideology then we all laugh because it proves they were fake tokers 😂
Weed does not cause homophobia. Give me an effing break.
- You made that leap of logic yourself. I was implying that habitual smoking makes you prone to idiotic thoughts. Hmmmmm.

Papa snoop. Why are there bitches in the living room getting it on?

Snoop Dogg teaching morals... I didn't see this one coming

Did they choose this photo because he looks like Woody?

i thought he looked like the dinkster

I saw the video and he's like "I can't explain that" I mean.. there's time dilation and other, weirder stuff in the film, that didn't bother him? lol

"Adoption". It's not that fucking hard Snoop!
I can't explain that
Two people.lovr each other, the end

Shit man, I ha e to explain things to a kid. What kind of world is this?! Just teach them the same ignorant shit you were raised on Snoop, why not. It's the world you want.

His name isn't snoop, it's calvin.
If he cant tolerate queerness or stuff that's hard to explain, he's gotta use his real name.

Grow up snoop.

Yeah thanks no. For years i thought snoop was one of the people not affected by using too many drugs for too long but it seems his brain has rotten after all.

I should smoke less.

Whoa whoa whoa. Don’t give him an excuse as to why he’s an asshole. Weed is the not why he’s an asshole.
- Ohh no of course not. There is never an excuse, maybe a reason but i can not say what it is. I smoke weed (maybe too much), am not an asshole but what if my brain goes rotting 😭
Weed doesn't make you a bigoted piece of shit
- Willie Nelson can out smoke them all and he's a decent guy. Be like Willie.
- Yes. But sadly it won't heal you of bigotry. Else i would make much more advertisement for beloved plant
- more and more evidence coming out that weed actually damages the brain, overtime, besides other health effects if smoked excessively.
Don't blame the drugs.
it's the money not the weed. if anything you should smoke more so you don't become that rich

Hmm. Apart from it being fake and gay of course... Can't escape the idea of the kid trolling his fascist grandpa.

What a weak man.

Eh... 'Man'.

So he's done like a reverse MC Hammer. From OG to PG.

Sounds like the bitchy ass dogg became the new anti-drug mascot:
\ "Drugs will make you so dumb you'll get scared of children asking questions"

I mean, adoption? Wuzzat??? Izzit possibl?????

Because there is zero need for same sex political discourse to be shoehorned into a friggin kids cartoon.

Here's your next target Pearl clutchers.

The famously pious Snoop Dogg.

Is this the same guy?

People don't become rich and famous by challenging hegemony and uplifting the oppressed.

aren't milly and meryl gay??

Have fun performing those minstrel shows for your GOP leash holders, Toby…

Thank you for hitting harder than 'he did druvs, how dare he be a bigot'. This one id projectvsomewhere shitty calvin can see from his window.

In what way?

Go for a movie and leave with a bachelor of political trash.

People getting angry about a comment made three years ago like it was just said today... Im getting reddit karma chasing vibes.

This thread seems so triggered.

He's not expressing an uncommon opinion. Lots of parents/grandparents dislike overtly lgbtq+ content in kid-focused media, because it results in kids asking questions the adults aren't prepared / comfortable answering. They're basically just saying that discussing "adult" relationships is an "adult" topic, and shouldn't be something coming about as a result of a little kid movie.

I don't give a fuck if they don't "like" it. They have zero problem exposing kids to heterosexual relationships.
What's "triggered" about opposing that illogical, hypocritical bullshit?
- If you put a bunch of hard core BDSM content into a movie for kids, it'd be considered inappropriate. Even if the BDSM community argued we have 'no problem' exposing kids to other kinds of relationships. It'd prompt similar uncomfortable questions for adults, and I reckon could lead to negative interactions that could damage the parent/child relationship.
  No matter how you spin it, lgbtq+ gender stuff is abnormal, and applies to a relatively small minority of people in the overall population. Forcing those conversations onto hetero couples is inappropriate. Children of lgbtq+ couples may/can have those conversations earlier, as their households will likely encounter the questions regardless -- just like a family of hard core BDSM practitioners would need to explain to their kids why mommy and daddy have a dungeon in the basement. That doesn't mean every kid, and every family, should go through the same crap. Especially if, as a non-member of that community, your response will almost definitely be "wrong" according to that community.
Lazy troll
You sound triggered
Pretending that depicting relationships in movies is "adult" content is some really cringe ass behavior, and it isn't how adults actually act unless they have serious issues with bigotry.

That's fucking racist, dude.
You can dig on him for his words and his choices, and the things that he has control over, all you want, I'll be completely and totally behind you, having your right to an opinion.
You can't say shit like that. That's not fucking cool.
- Hey, honest question.
  This comes from this video where Snoop made up that word to insult people who performed at Donald Trump's inauguration.
  Is it a racially charged word? I thought it was just a made word up by him. If it is, that's my mistake and I apologize. I didn't mean any harm to any community.
Racist ass idiot.