Donald Trump sells cut-up pieces of suit he wore in mugshot - for $5,000

I’d be willing to bet even if you pay the 5,000 you wouldn’t be getting fabric from that actual suit. Donald Duck is such a grifter even his grifts are grifts

$1,000 says that:
a) that's not the actual suit he wore
and
b) there's a lot more than a single suit worth of fabric up for sale.

This is literally turn-of-the-20th-century huckster bullshit lol

How do his people fall for this

As all legitimate billionaires do.

I suspect money laundering or illegal donations. It'll sell out, just like his NFT playing cards. Not because people like my dad are clamoring for it, but because people that can't give him money publicly will buy them.

I wonder how many suits could be made with all the sold pieces.

I laugh a bit every time I think of some teabagger dumbass falling for donnie's "never surrender" nonsense when it's an actual picture of him surrendering.

It's this the presidential version of Belle Delphines bath water? It's Trump getting an onlyfans next?

He's part Ferengi.

“I wish I looked as good as I do on those cards, that I can tell you,” the former president says in the video.

“They give me muscles where, believe me, I don’t have them.”

Hey look, he actually can tell the truth.

How much for the diaper he wore?

"he's so broke, he has to literally sell the clothes off his back."
-defense attorney in ny state fraud trial

Nothing says “I’m so rich” like a fundraiser selling pieces of your clothing.

The ones who argued his public mugshot would lose him supporters were idiots. Always got my comments buried for saying rhat and how the first thing he'd do was market his mugshot and exploit it for his political brand yet here we are.

Given Trump's penchant for grifting and fraud, I'm wondering if he kept the suit, had someone buy a series of similar looking suits as cheaply as possible, and then cut those up to sell. Why would he care if the hunk of fabric that he SAID came from his suit actually came from some thrift store find?

I only support his grifting because it's taking away money that would otherwise be going to reelecting Republicans.

I wonder when the idiots he preys on run out of money.

Because that's what totally normal people do.

Never before washed

Edit: as an aside, it was super funny to me to watch Trump deny he's obsessed with Golden Showers by saying he's a germaphobe.

Its like, dude, you and I both know full well that urine is sterile. What say u now?

Selling relics. "Not a cult."

Looks like something 'obvious plant' would sell as a joke. Someone really needs money.

So I could go to a thrift store, buy a blue suit for $20, cut it up and sell the pieces on Ebay?

What, like on his OnlyFans or something?

We can start calling it the Surrender Suit.

Ah, more dumb grifts, for dumb people.

When he dies are his family going to auction off vacuum-sealed discs of his remains?

I’m surprised they aren’t selling his urine as a cure for Covid.

This can't be right, there is like hundreds of thousands of pieces of this suit.

pieces them all together

Welp, guess he's just a fat ass.

Note that Trump announced his campaign super early because he wanted to paint the legal cases against him as political. This actually restricts how much he can fundraise from a given person.

So rather than try to expand his political appeal he is "selling" NFTs and tiny pieces of clothing for thousands of dollars to people who have already donated the maximum amount.

That illustration in the video is bonkers. Looks like someone asked an AI to make a mashup of Putin and Trump. Is that what Donnie thinks he looks like?

Next up, vials of Trump bath water. $50 a vial

Trump's happy retirement, long dreamed of, where no one expects him to be anything but a grifter.

No source of authentication

I read that as "cut up pieces of shit" at first and fully expected his fans to buy it.

How desperate for money is he?

I'll gladly buy a piece of his orange suit for much more!

Oh, one more thing that comes to mind every time I see donnie diapers hawking his stupid wares to slack-jawed yokels. I'm reminded of "Bob". It's like someone took some of the satire of the Church of the Subgenius and made it a real thing. To wit, here are some famous quotes from "Bob":

Make them pay as much as they think they can afford.

You won't appreciate it if you don't pay for it.

You'd PAY to know what you REALLY think.

I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to!

Act like a dumbshit and they'll treat you like an equal.

Don't just eat that hamburger, eat the HELL out of it!

Everyone here is stupid.

You know how dumb the average person is? Well, by definition, half of 'em are even dumber than THAT.

I always lie . . . and I'm always right.

I mean, all of the CotS was about making fun of cults and religion, but...donnie's cult looks not that much different, except w/o any satire and without any humor. Especially when you add in the Qtarded stuff. Q reads like someone who tapped into CotS (or the Illuminatus Trilogy, etc.) and just did not get the joke, much like idiots that thought the Colbert Report was actually done to support right wingers...

If that doesn't reek of despair...

What a sad pathetic cult

Grifters going to grift... Can we stop fucking around and put this dude and his cronies behind bars. Common people see it, but he just keeps getting preferential treatment.

Dimes to donuts that is just another old suit he grew out of.

Can't he just sell cut-off pieces of himself? I guess many of his MAGA-heads would love to have a pound of their idol at home. Just like people in medieval times took fingers of people that were hanged as trophies...

When people start trying to figure out what part they got they will find out they all got a piece with no seams and the collective area is 3 standard rolls of suit fabric.

Donnie diapers what?

It's not that it's annoying that I have to fact check these things because they sound plausible.

It's that things are dumb enough now I don't even have to bother because yeah, sure, that's probably a thing that's happening.

Im not even mad. I wish I had idiots who would buy scraps of my suit for 5k a peice.

How Fluxus. Yoko Ono would be proud.

Guarantee he's selling more than 1 suit's worth of material.

No NFT?