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1y ago

Where is spork?

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Aww ... come to bed for a nice comfortable spoon
- The soul spoon

They forgot cocaine spoon.
- This is the almighty
  
  A mate of mine snagged a Ballad of Gay Tony coke spoon from someone on Reddit like a decade ago for like 40USD. They’re like 600+ now.

Who is eating salad with a spoon
- It's for serving, not eating
  Unless you're in the midwest, where salads (nonlettuce) are eaten with dessert spoons
  
  But there's already a serving spoon. Do we use both?
  Too confusing, I'm gonna keep eating soup with my bare hands.

The spoon type matters, mostly due to size/shape/metal composition Tea and coffee spoons are a thing because they're made smaller to match the requisite cups, soup spoons have a deeper curve to hold more soup, serving and salad spoons are larger so they can be used to serve If you don't care about the difference though, they're virtually all the same

This is why I use a fork with soup.
It may not be practical, but fuck the system and all that I suppose.
- Get the chunks out with the fork and then drink it from the bowl.
  
  That's exactly what I do!! Honestly creepy how you know this. I'm going to close my curtains...

Actually, all of those are ikea spoons. You can tell by how weirdly shaped they are

🤣 Dumbass rich people using a spoon to drink soda ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ🥄🥃
- Honestly, I picked up a few of those on a lark, and they're great to have in the drawer. Anytime I'm trying reach down and get just a little bit out of a deep and mostly empty jar of salsa, honey, or whatever, that soda spoon is the perfect thing. Never used 'em to eat an ice cream float, but lovely for other purposes.
- Straws are for poors.

Oh come on. Everybody knows that there is no spoon.

Where grapefruit spoon?

What in the hell is a soda spoon
- "An iced tea spoon, also called a soda spoon or a latte spoon, is a thin spoon with a long handle. It is used primarily in the United States for stirring sugar or other sweeteners into iced tea, which is traditionally served in a tall glass."
  From Wikipedia. I guess it's just a long, thin stirring spoon
  
  I’ll be damned. TMYK
- Idk but it is kind of cute

Which one is the heroin spoon?
I guess all of them?
- It’s in the name: Serving spoon
  
  That's also how you ask for it at your dealer: one spoon serving of H pls
- Whichever is biggest so as to hold a greater amount of heroin to melt.

I don't know what's weirder between soda spoon and salad spoons.
- Soda spoon isn't that weird, think of like a float or parfait for which you'd need a really long handle potentially to get to the bottom of a glass. No idea wtf a salad spoon is though.
  
  Salad spoon usually comes paired with a salad fork. It's basically half of a "salad tongs" utensil. Basically meant to pick up bunches of salad out of a salad bowl without crushing the lettuce.
  
  The soda spoon looks basically like a bar spoon to me (for mixing cocktails). Same idea I guess.

Missing the best spoon, an absinthe spoon.
- Well it's the best at making dripped absinthe, arguably it's terrible at doing any other spoon-like actions.
  
  But why would you need anything else when you have absinthe? Also it's the prettiest by a mile.
- What about the cocaine spoon?

I have some soda spoons, I never knew they had a name.
- I've been using them to mix chocolate sodas forever and had no idea it was actually a soda spoon until today!
  
  What the heck is a chocolate soda?
- I have always loved soda spoons! I can't explain why. Plus those shovel like ice cream spoons.

I just know them as little spoon, spoon spoon, round spoon.
There's also the random big spoon I use for the dog's food that just appeared many years ago. And wooden spoon which makes me feel like chef when using stir through pasta sauce from the jar.

How does a salad spoon work? Is it for potato salad?
- They're fairly large and they serve regular salad, they're made to not crush delicate parts such as cherry tomatoes or delicate lettuce

Some things just aren’t worth over complicating

Say what you will, I will use the soda spoon for most purposes so that I feel like a giant eating with a tiny spoon.

Best I can do is shovel.
- dirt spoon
  
  The besf kind od spoon

- That was a funny, weird and disgusting quest, lol

i understand why people came up with most of these except for ice cream spoon and soda spoon
- Soda spoon is probably from a time when you had to mix the sugar.
  And have you never seen a person eat ice with a spoon?
  How would you eat a banana split without a spoon?
  
  you'd eat it with a normal fuckin spoon, not some special ice cream spoon lol

Someone make different types of knives make sure to include poop knife.

No grapefruit spoon?

Where is the 'whatever spoon' used for certain festive jellies?!?!

Forgot the curse spoon, it's all bent up with a candle underneath to liquify your drugs for intravenous use.

Neo: There is no spoon 🥄

Soup spoon is the best.

Comically large spoon

Beautiful

Where is sharpened edge knifoon?

XD

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