Weird. No dogs.
Weird. No dogs.
Weird. No dogs.
That rice looks delicious
Only tangentially ended up learning about Haitian food before but if my memory serves rice and vegetables are a massive staple in the common Haitian diet. I'd wager that's some damn fine rice.
Odd. Thought they grabbed dogs like Saturn eating his son.
The huge industrial dog farming operations in Haiti are a sad sight to see.
I saw a video on one, too graphic to link.
It was a really ruff watch.
Pfft. Planets don't have mouths.
As evidenced by Shoemaker Levy 9 though, gas giants are certainly capable of swallowing other large astronomical bodies that get too close.
No, you're confusing them with JD Vance:
American conservatives are still malding out because they don't think black migrants should be allowed access to food.
Black people.
Damn that's fuckin wild
How dare they
I really appreciate that we're aggregating this information and starting to call out racist bullshit like this in the media.
I haven't watched or read any actual news in a while because it was obvious to me that they're only reporting on stuff they want to report on.
It always boiled my blood when they're talking about irrelevant shit and the stats say that in the past hour there have been x crashes, y deaths, and z other serious issues that have happened.
It annoyed me when they would make headline news stories about commonplace things like "82 year old grandmother died of old age".... When there's war, famine and death from not "natural causes" happening continually. They'd lengthen the story with interviews of people that knew the person, and interviews with old folks asking "what's the secret to a long life" and get bullshit answers from them.
Who cares? Why are you taking time and attention away from the people who have been shot and killed because the government sent them overseas to fight for the profits of some oil company that wants to rape another country of its natural resources? All those people killed... FOR THE ALMIGHTY DOLLAR.
Then I remember, they get funding from those oil tycoons. They've been bought and paid for. The whole thing is corrupt and idiotic.
Fuck you OP I gotta go get Hatian food now.
I used to live across the street from a Haitian restaurant.
Bro, you are genuinely missing out. Fuckin find a place it's fire.
So that's where my pet rice went
This seems like a golden opportunity for Haitians to share their favourite recipes. Haitian food isn't as well known as Jamaican food or Cuban food, but I bet there are some really delicious things. I wonder if there's still any French influence.
I'm here to offer a solution: Find me a Haïtien to cook for me and I will juge l'influence française.
Reminder that JD Vance legit said that they come from Haitia.
Dude doesn't even know what Haiti is he thinks Haitians are from Haitia 🤣
Btw there is a Haitia. In India
Those Haitwegians, always eating cat
I want to eat at this person’s house.
That all looks amazing.
Hang on, what's that in the middle- BRUSSIE, NOOOOOOO! I raised him from just a wee sprout. You monsters!!
This looks so good.
Forget about the dogs. Where are the recipes?
God that looks delicious.
that meat? CAT, the rice? CAT, the cheese? you guessed it CAT
What would it take to get some of that fish and rice here right the hell now?
My wife is Filipino and cooks rice and fish all the time. Come on over!
Fuck yeah, I'm on my way!
Noooo that shrimp was my pet!!
I'm hungry now.
omg, they processed cats into rice
Looks absolutely tantalizing. Yum!
god each of them looks amazing. fuck colonialism.
Actually, it looks delicious
This is the obvious response to the terrorism-inducing Republican meme. A recipe with a mount-watering picture in response to every regurgitation of that reprehensible lie would have been awesome. A bit late for that now, I think it's dying down ...
Ugh! Coriander, I'd rather have dog!
Looks amazing, ive personally never tried Haitian food though (my area is Dominican).
im sure we could ask RFK about whether or not they eat dogs, he seems to have experience in this field.
He had to literally deny eating a dog. And yet he doesn't seem to mind this racist bullshit.
https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4753486-rfk-jr-vanity-fair-article/
most average political controversy
To be fair though, I don't know that I would be able to tell the difference between cooked cat/dog and chicken, beef, or pork, so this may very well be a pet feast for all I know (/s the whole thing is obviously BS).
However, I do remember growing up near a family that was from somewhere in the Carribean area, I feel like it was Haitians, but this was 30+ years ago so no actual idea, and I distinctly remember that they had a giant tortoise at their house that they were keeping to kill for food. I remember they even cut its head off while I was there and it was still biting onto a stick they put in its mouth. I don't know what the meal was that they made from it and I never actually tasted it.
Just like mom used to make back in Haitia.
I want someone to get Vance to show us Hatia on a map.
Folks, repeating and riffing on horrifying racist lies is still racism, even when you do it "ironically". This goes for OP's title, too. Do better.
While the whole pet eating rumour is ridiculous, there is no way to tell the origin animal of those meat pieces there.
Are you fucking serious?
Where can I apply for an Haitian neighbor?
Right?
"My trip to the Caribbean was great, but do not eat their terrible food." -- No one.
No one.Literally any white Midwesterner.
TBF, there's at least a few 1 * reviews for every resort in the caribbean complaining about the local food
To be honest I made that mistake and was shitting liquid for two days, was not any less delicious tho
I live in Little Haiti, Brooklyn and can confirm the food around here is some of the best in the city also everyone knows everyone in my building and my block. It's very much not the norm for New Yorkers. But Haitians, and Caribbean people as a whole, are very community oriented and it's pretty much impossible not to get entwined with the families you live around. I go to BBQs in front of my building and always get a plate brought up if someone's having a party. I speak French to some of my neighbors and one friend particularly enjoyes it because she said it reminds her of home, albeit I don't exactly speak the same French she does haha.
I have no clue why anyone would shit talk Haitians, they're literally some of the best neighbors I've ever had. I mean I know why, Haiti was the first black independent post colony so they've been subjected to some particularly really shitty racist attacks historically. Just sucks though, they're exactly the people who should be citizens of our country.
Once the maga folk migrates to Russia, because you know, satanic, socialist, Marxist, whateveric Kamala, there'll be plenty of room to fill the country with pleasant people.
Edit: and I'm envious of you, I wish I had those neighbors.
I’ll also volunteer to “inspect” the food. I vow I’ll try every plate until I find something
You'll get to the bottom of this…plate of food.