"I'm literally a fool, what's your excuse?"
"I'm literally a fool, what's your excuse?"
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Wibbly wobbly timey wimey
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Shaka, when the walls fell.
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Darmok, and Jelad, at Tenagra.
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Kirk, when he heard there were alien hotties on the away mission.
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THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!
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Stop trying to hit me and hit me!
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You think that's air you're breathing?
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There's a difference between knowing the path, and walking the path.
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This is my favorite store in the citadel
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These words are accepted
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Airsick lowlanders
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HA!
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Good news everyone!
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I think I've perfected a plague that will destroy all life on Azeroth!
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Keep it secret, keep it safe!
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D-did... he just suplex that train?!?
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That's rough, buddy.
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i use arch btw
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"What if you miss?"
"I won't."
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Ba-ba-ba-baaaa Ba-ba-ba-baaaa
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Bit disappointed by how few of these I recognise!
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Griffith!!
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I'll be in my bunk
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Perhaps you were going for the head?
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The God Emperor sent for another Duncan to be produced by the Bene Tleilax in their Axolotl tanks.
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Can I get a rock and stone?
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Mushroom
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We're Rich!!
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Thank god fish aren't into cash.
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I am that guy
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Great scene. Amos gets his hands dirty so his friends don't have to. Amazing character
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There was a button, I pushed it
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Hey… you ever wonder why we’re here?
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RIP.
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I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you.
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The Reptites have stolen our gate key and now we're stuck here.
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Give dactyl
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They Call me Gato. I have Metal Joints. Beat me up. And Earn 15 Silver Points.
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sigh Bapenada?
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No luck catching them swans then?
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"Dont get cooked, stay off the hook!"
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Do you have a single fact to back that up?
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Don't believe me? It's all in the numbers.
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You hear about Pluto?
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I've heard it both ways.
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It's messed up right?
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Man you stole my comment hee hee
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The building was on fire and it wasn't my fault.
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Dear Humanity... we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!
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Hoo Rah!
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Sitting next to me, a man who told me that if he sees the pilot of any plane he boards is a woman, he immediately leaves. Because he believes, and I quote, that “their concentration spans and motor skills are not suited to the job”.
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He's going to have a grand ol time explaining to his boss why he's not at the global conference that his company paid $20,000 for him to attend, or explaining to his daughter why he's not there to walk her down the aisle at her wedding.
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A TEST of your reflexes! yes, yes!! just so!
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Machine, turn back now
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ULTRAKILL
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ᴄᴀᴛs. ᴄᴀᴛs ᴀʀᴇ ɴɪᴄᴇ.
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So what is it?
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Only joking!
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"Destroy your desk it's usless now.."
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That causes nasal demons
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Get up.
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"I'll bet ye've got all sorts o' barmy questions! [Mimics your heroic stance] Greetin's, I have some questions... can ye tell me about this place? Who's the Lady o' Pain? I'm lookin' fer the magic Girdle of Swank Iron, have ye seen it? Do ye know where a portal ta the 2,817th Plane o' the Abyss might be? Do ye know where the Holy Flamin' Frost-Brand Gronk-Slayin' Vorpal Hammer o' Woundin' an' Returnin' an' Shootin'-Lightnin'-Out-Yer-Bum is?"
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Complete Global Saturation
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"Barry, other Barry"
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Holy shitsnacks!
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Chicks love cars. If you want to get into her pants, you better have a nice hot Ferrari.
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turbo cancer (not a sentence, but close enough)
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While we were developing common sense, she studied the blade.
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don't think you understood?
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We'll bang, ok?
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Käse oder Schinken...
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Fer-de-Lance; Meta Fer-de-Lance
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Basically... Run
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There. The circle of stupidity is complete.
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Best block, no be there.
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Just who the hell do you think I am?!
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RASENGAN
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So say we all.
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pootis
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You hear about pluto?
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We are the hammer
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$14.99 🦀
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Ave, true to Caesar.
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It's ticking all the boxes.
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When you fucking see it!
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Without Narrativium, the cosmos has no story, no purpose, no destination.
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Get the cuss out of here with that cussing nonsense.
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There are other receivers.
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from nowhere, mankind can't go there
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Wow hi bonjour
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"You wouldn't throw a rat"
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And thats why you always leave a note
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And I must not forget, we must not forget, that we are human beings.
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What a lovely butler he's so violent.
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"It's better to do it than live with the fear of it"
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"You have to be realistic "
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Rare footage of Daigo actually angry Tell em about himself Whose bitch this is? Pringles!
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There's a frood who really knows where his towel is!
Great memory. I'm just rereading this series, and it's so so chock full of these quotable hilarios.
Resistance is useless!