15 hr. ago • 99%

Please don't crash. Please don't crash. Please don't crash.

Crumbgrabber @lemm.ee Cowbell

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Turns out it's Man.

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- Idk, feels like we're doing a pretty good job of curing the planet of it's infection
  
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  By increasingly expanding the population?
  
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I know Republicans mostly live in trailers but this is something different.

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Is it contagious. That’s the thing you need to be most concerned about.

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It carries life?

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- There's a cure for life
  
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Just some humans

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A motorcycle the dude works on himself

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- Braaaaaaaaaaaap!
  
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*Slaps trailer, "You can fit so much Herpes in this thing."

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Spoiler: It's filled with catgirls.

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- C'mon. In a trailer? It's definitely horsegirls.
  
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That's an amazing name for a horse.

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Oh shit. That truck is full of ligma!

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- Whats ligma?
  
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  steve jobs hahahsh gottem
  
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- balls?
  
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- No, it's full of goblins!
  
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  Have you heard about the Gargleon situation?
  
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Wow - a whole trailer full of cowbells?

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- I just realized my joke is backwards but I think I’m leaving it anyway…
  
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  Plus, the cowbell cures the fever.
  
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It's okay, it's near a Waffel House, things will work themselves out

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Laughter is infectious, therefore I must conclude it's the original month python script containing the world's funniest joke

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- Well it's definitely not the other guy's joke. His dog has no nose.
  
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  How does he look?
  
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- Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
  
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- No no no......it's the tickle monster. It's like bigfoot, 7 foot tall, hairy, and can overwhelm and overpower you. And all it wants to do is tickle you everywhere for the rest of your life.
  
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a disease which has no cure

Thrill-seeking recklessness.

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It's probably just full of unplayed Steam games.

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- it's crazy how there's no way to play an unplayed Steam game v they should do something about that
  
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is it stupidity?

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Steps to becoming a car person: Step one - like cars. Step two - pick up a drug habit because it's way cheaper than restoring cars.

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- I love my Prelude. I paid $2,700 for it. I could sink another $10k into it and I'd have a perfectly good Prelude worth $6,000.
  
  One of these days when I can stand to be out 10 grand, I'll fix it up. For now, I'm just enjoying it as it is. It looks like butt, but it runs good.
  
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  Preludes are awesome! I've got an old Miata that I've had for years, similar situation. I've thrown a ton of money at it, full well knowing I'll never see it back. But she's mine, she runs great, and I have no intentions of selling.
  
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GOP philosophy?

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- I read this as OOP philosophy 😂
  
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People always freak out over this picture but it's just a joke about motorcycles. Bumper stickers say "Yamaha" and "Look twice for motorcycles", but it seems to be partially torn so "for mo" is cut off.

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thanks for the warning because I considering crashing into you.

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- Just crash into me daddy
  
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  Dave? Is that you??
  
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- Although you could argue that this puts people in a 'History Eraser Button' scenario.
  
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Life bro! That's Life!

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Dirtbikes!

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Babies?

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