Rap names

I love how the comments boil down to:

• Young [completely ordinary item], and
• Young [reason why I will never find fulfillment in life and will probably die alone, unloved, by alcohol or high speed lead injection]

Young Back Pain

Though in my case it should probably be Ol’ Dirty Back Pain

Young Chronic Depression sounds like a diagnosis, not a rap name

Young Eczema coming in with the most flaky, itchy flow

Young something has been in my eye for the past twelve hours and I want to scream

Young Pocket Sand

young testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch

Young Chapstick

Young social anxiety

Young Steward Calculus 7th Edition Volume I.

Young picture of my wife

Young existential dread.

Young Herpes

"Young Crippling Sense of Impending Doom"

Young Aspergers

Young D20

Young Empty Wallet

Young asthma inhaler

Young Imposter Syndrome

Permanently Deleted

After about 20 years it evolves into Old Dirty Loan Shark Debt, gotta make way for those fresh Young Medical Debt kids.

Young Penis

wait.

Young Undeserved Self-Confidence!

Young crippling depression

Young Medication Resistant Psychotic Unipolar Depression, CPTSD, and Chronic Suicidality.

I got 99 problems and I am them.

Young Lactose Intolerance

Young Keys

Young Depression

Young Wallet

Young Mitochondria

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Matt, @mattwhitlockPM

your rap name is "young" + something you always carry with you, no matter where you go

B.J. Sutton, @PrettyBadLefty

Young Student Loan Debt

Young cuts

young underwear. i have underwear on me except when i gotta shower

Young Childhood-Trauma

Young Athsma Inhaler

Young flatulence

Young Crippling Anxiety might not have the popular appeal that I would need to go far.

Young snus

There are so many random and copied responses, that I'm starting to wonder how many of you are bots

Wait wait

Young Prostate

young chode in the cut

Young crippling anxiety in the house!

Young Diabetes!

Young Kleenex

Young hand sanitizer.

Young Ennui

Young Scrotum

Young Droopy Eyelid

Young Keychron K7 pro

Young Shame

Young Aches

Young dreadlocks

Young Flask

Young pocket lint up in da hiz ouse!

Young Vintage Photo of Young Bea Arthur

Young Glasses

Young Childhood Trauma count?

Young Skidmark

All these are terrible

Young Leatherman ... Got a career finally

Young Lower Back Pain

Young Huawei

wait

Young Xiaomi

Young Muffin-Top

Lil big schlong

young french phone

Run Shoes.

Young Eczema

Young Mario keychain my sister gave me for Christmas bc I'm her "Super Mario Bro" :)

Young Golfer's Elbow

Young Deviated Septum

I’m always carrying my phone when I go out, so my name should be ‘Young iPhone’

Young Water Bottle

Young Huawei or Young Diary but I prefer Young Diary XD

Young Depression

Young car keys...WHAT'S SO EXCITING ABOUT THIS?

Young pants

Young Heart

Young cellphone

Yung-Heuristics in da house!

Young nervous tic

Young Charger.

Young Home Made .50cal Sub-Machine Gun

Young Stash Canister

(using this one)

Young Suicidal Throughts

Lets see here:

Young Villain

Young Trouble

Young Wisdom

Young Flo

Young Jung

Young Thrilla

I am willing to bet that at least one of these random artist names I pulled out of my ass either is or is darn close to some kind of astoundingly overproduced mumble rap artist.

I'm sticking with Tupac, Run DMC, The Blue Scholars, Aesop Rock (not fuxking Aesop Rocky), DJ Shadow...