Worms prepare for the crucifixion of the holy worm son circa 0 b.w.c.
71Your feeble attempts to start a fire have attracted the ire and distain of the local worms.
Roll initiative!
59We learned the secrets of firemaking from helpful friendly earthworms.
43Worms are centrists and loooove debating in the marketplace of ideas. You can lure them out with a makeshift political compass.
For some reason most of them turn out to be fascists though.
26My two sticks bring all the worms to the yard, damn right its better than slugs, damn right its better than bugs
26Tremors prequel
22This is how we mine for the spice.
22Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
21For he IS the Kwisatz Haderach!
21Worm Jesus is about to be crucified.
19Running sticks together creates subterranean earth WiFi, which earthworms love.
17Rub without rhythm, and you won't attract the worms.
17How-To: Teach Worms About Christianity for fun and Profit!
17Worms rush to the surface in anticipation of a tiny Jesus corpse.
15Thats the 5g signals summoning the microchip worms
15You think rubbing sticks starts a fire, but in reality it's the worms that start the fire with their Annelid Magick.
14Crosses when mounted* in the ground allows christ to communicate with worms and summon christmas.
*the horizontal cross must be aligned perfectly parallel with the surface of the earth.
14Walk without a rhytm, and you won't attract the worm!
13worms are attracted to jesus being crucified
12Bless the Maker and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the world. May He keep the world for His people.
11Figure 8(a):
The worms are summoned to protect their creator from being exorcised. In this depiction, you can see the exorcism waves being emitted from the cross.
11Recruiting for the next Tremors film has begun.
10Wooden cross in uterus attract sperm (but only if you have green pubes).
10If you try to light the Earth on fire, the worms that live in it will come stop you.
9Thumper prototype obviously
9In three days, Earthworm Jim was resurrected, more powerful than ever.
8How prangent is formed.
8jesus uses a christian forcefield to stop snakes
8Adjust garlic-infused crossed stake until sharp end is directly above the heart of a vampiric earthworm, then thrust.
7How to introduce religion to a new civilazation
7How to convert worms to Christianity
7Would you still love Jesus if he were a worm
7It's showing how to start a ground fire.
6Worms love Stone Age Wi-Fi.
6It's worm morse code, "my parents aren't home today"
5Summon worms for your Tom Waits cover song by playing the Earth like a bass.
5How to clear out any excess debris in your leach field!
4How to start your car.
4Stephen King's latest novel, "Worm Semetary"
4How to repel vampiric wyrms.
4If you do this, the system will bug out and an explosion will happen underground which makes worms and other animals blast out.
4Sustainable exorcism using rainforest certified materials only
4Underground marionettes?
4It's a new and ingenious method to cure constipation
4To exorcise parasites from the earth, ram a cross into the ground and
magicgodly waves will drive then out4"We're trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty"
4Tremors plot origin.
4Whacking Day
3It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
3Guide to playing Silkbind Shockwave HH in MonHun Rise.
3Worms hate ground wifi
2Revolutionary tapeworm treatment
2Earth Worm Concert
2How to pick up women #pua
1If you bow without rhythm you won't attract the worm.
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