This classification system is deeply flawed but one of the most obvious ways is failing to recognize that quiche is an arbitrarily over specific example of what its category should ACTUALLY be called, which is obviously PIE.
PIZZA IS PIE TOO. The crust puffing up elevated at the edges contains the ingredients within.
And in this case, a stuffed crust pizza is indeed a PIE SURROUNDED BY A CALZONE.
Alternatively surrounded by a burrito.
75ReplySo a poorly wrapped burrito is sushi but a properly wrapped one is a calzone. th'fuck?
63Replycanoli = sushi
30ReplyA slice of pizza is, indeed, a toast! With a lot of stuff on top.
25ReplyI would argue that according to this diagram, stuffed crust is in fact a sushi tube connecting to itself in a circle around the pizza.
25ReplyStuffed crust is actually sushi tho.
23ReplyA Big Mac is a cake.
22ReplyI think stuffed crust is sushi attached to toast
22ReplyLasagne is cake?
20Reply 20ReplySo a Big Mac is cake?
18ReplyClub sandwich? Actually cake.
16ReplyWelcome to topology where your mug is a toroid and the orientation matters a lot.
15ReplySo Subway sells tacos? You learn something new every day.
14ReplyLasagna is cake?
13ReplyAn enchilada is sushi?
13ReplyA single slice of stuffed crust would be a sushi attached to a toast. The ends are open once you cut it into a slice. A FULL stuffed crust would be a calzone and a toast.
13ReplyA burrito is a sushi
12ReplySo I guess sashimi is a sandwich, but cannoli is sushi. Flawless logic.
11ReplySo bread is toast I guess.
11ReplyThe air all around me is salad!! Ahhhhh
11ReplySo is a burrito a calzone or a quiche?
10ReplyBig Macs are cakes.
10ReplySounds like the kind of person who calls pizza "Italian rarebit" lol
10Reply 9ReplyAt no point is pie taken into account here
9ReplyA bigmac is a cake
8ReplyGoddammit. Quit leaving the croutons off my salad. I want to see some floating blue specks in there.
8ReplyA Big Mac is a cake?
8ReplyNo it is more strictly a cake
7ReplyWouldn’t a slice of stuffed crust pizza be sushi attached to toast as the slicing opens up the ends?
7ReplyIs a tamale a calzone or sushi?
7Replythe cube rule identification theory is ridiculous and i have always said so
7ReplySo a burrito is a calzone?
6ReplyIf a hot dog wore pants...
6ReplyAm I sushi?
6ReplyA pierogi is a calzone then I guess
6ReplyIf somebody asked you to bring hot dogs and tacos to a party, the host would probably not be just as fine with you bringing only tacos or only hot dogs.
6ReplySo chips are a salad? I knew it!
6ReplyBread bowl salads are quiches?
6ReplySo a jelly donut is a calzone? And I guess a plate of nachos is cake?
6ReplyI am always telling people this in the is-a-hotdog-a-sandwich debate, and this diagram makes it abundantly clear:
A hotdog is a taco.
5ReplyHoagies are sushi, then?
5ReplyIn that comparison, I'd argue that buttered toast is a pizza.
5ReplyNo no no, Hot Dog is a Quiche where I live
5ReplyIs every pie a quiche or is every quiche a pie?
5ReplyA stuffed crust pizza is only a calzone attached to toast until you cut into it. At that point it becomes sushi attached to toast.
5ReplyAre you telling me that pop tarts are not in fact ravioli?
5ReplyQuiche is pie. Not all pies are quiche
5ReplyA corn dog is a calzone.
4ReplyYes. Pizza was always a lie.
4Reply1: this dude doesn't know how calzones are made 2: calzones are sushi
4ReplyWouldn't a stuffed crust be sushi? It's a tube, it just connects until you slice the pizza
4Replyyou can put slices of ham inside of a hotdog bun, a sub-sandwich is kind of like a hot dog
4ReplySoup, chili, cereal; it's all just salad.
4ReplyHumans are Salad.
Unless they are still digesting, than they are often salad with croutons.
4ReplyOops my sushi fell on its side and turned into quiche.
3ReplySushi is just made with sushi rice. It has literally nothing to do with the shape of the food.
3ReplyA chilli relleno is a quiche
3ReplyWell this tracks since a dick is just a modified clit
3ReplySo a Wellington is a sushi or calzone?
3ReplySo... Pie and empanadas are calzone?
3ReplyAnd now I want calzone attached toast
2ReplyThen a calzone is just a big taco
2ReplyFuck you, quiche is a tart.
2ReplyThe Structure purist is strong with this one
2ReplyWhat about the Danish French Hotdog? Where does that fit in?
2ReplyThis implies that a steak is a salad.
2ReplyOr stuffed crust is the sushi of the pizza
2ReplyPizza has crust walls. Pizza is quiche.
2ReplyBig Mac == Cake ?
Now the world has gone mad and I’ll celebrate with some BigMac Cake.
1ReplyI'd rename two categories.
Bottom right: I'd rather refer to a cake as "lasagna" than call lasagna a "cake"
Bottom left: if someone made a quiche without walled sides I'd still call it a quiche, so I'd rather call that category "pie"
This has the added bonus of making most pie people furious and some pizza people angry unless they like Chicago deep dish.
1Replyare flatbread and pitas toast?
1ReplyImagine people thinking food cam be categorized consistently like that.
Food is cultural and historical; nothing outside of its preparation is scientific or internally logically consistent, so stop trying to force it to be.
A hot dog is a damn hot dog. Now stop arguing about it, and get this crap off of my feed
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