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Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

jordanlund @lemmy.world

1y ago

Out shopping, found this:

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A nice charm of Lemmy is that people will post this every couple of months until the site dies.
No shade to OP, it's a nice little consistent thing we'll have.
- If I haven't seen it, it's new to me!
  
  New to me also.
  OP, can I get a peach?
- Mom said it was MY turn to post this! /j
- It's kind of cute when this happens though.

You think that lemon mascot fucks?
- Judging by its face, it definitely at least eats pussy.
  
  Oh it definitely eats something, that's for sure.
- babe the new service logo just dropped
  
  just a few hours before rule 34 of this lemon exists, I'm sure
- I’d let him gobble my glizzy

If I came across these, I think I'd have to buy one, in solidarity with my favourite social media platform. The peach one sounds yum!
- This man dares to eat a peach.
  
  If it takes you hours to get the juice out, youre doing it wrong
- Taking a moment to thank the creators of Lemmy, who get boatloads of abuse and zero appreciation from the commie/tankie haters. I don't always agree with their politics, I do on enough, but fact is, none of us would be here, without them.
  
  Abuse? I'm pretty new here, what happened?
- I’ve had one. They’re OK, but high in sugar.
  
  Hardly a rave review :P

The three fruits: peach, strawberry, and delicious

You: Mom can we have Lemmy! Mom: No we have Lemmy at home.

Breaking: How I Learned to Stop Worrying About Gay Frogs And Love The Lemmynade

this you?
- Top one? Yup! :)
  
  pfft, you got me there

I thought this is the lemmy lemonade fan forum. Hell, what is this place?
- Hi! We imagine that Starfleet runs NixOS here.

Lemmy got so popular they named a lemonade after it. Truly amazing

5$ for less than a half liter. My lord...
- It's $5 for 4 of them.
- 4 for $5, so 1,640ml.
  
  Oh, I see.
  
  I mean, with inflation being what it has been since covid, you can understand why his reaction was disappointment (while still believing it to be true) rather than laughing at the idea of paying $5 for 1 bottle, as I would have done 5 years ago.
  "No really, what is it? Like $0.70? A dollar???? Whoooo boy. Pushing it to expensive with that dollar price......FIVE DOLLARS???? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Ok, no, really what is it? Like $0.80?"
  And now if that sign says $5 we all just hang our heads in disgrace and accept that THIS is where inflation is right now.
  Granted that's NOT what it is, but you'll excuse us for thinking this is where we are now.

I'll take 2 cases of each, please.

Implying that the strawberry and peach flavors aren't delicious? 🤔

For those of us sickened by the koolaid

I wonder if we can work out a brand deal where they change the lemonade to piss(just the label, unless...)

Ooooh. Any recommendations on this product?
- Too much sugar for me, did not try it!

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