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Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

2 mo. ago • 95%

"It's better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss"

cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/3368216

60 comments

Stop pretending like you don't fart when you pee, there's no shame in it. That's typically the time to moan, if you're going to do it.

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- All while you’re looking your urinal neighbor straight in the eye.
  
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  Relevant username
  
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Do it again, but include sneezing this time.

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- If you fart and sneeze at the same time, your body takes a screenshot.
  
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  But there's a small chance of it making a printout on your underpants.
  
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  Core memory
  
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- Then add cumming
  
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Personally, I'd find it very concerning if I went to piss and farts started coming out instead.

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- If you hold farts in till you go to the restroom, its a natural time they'll come out as you relax while peeing.
  
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  But farts aren't supposed to come out of your pee hole.
  
  ...Right?
  
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  Wouldn't the fart bubbles make the pee go everywhere? Like air bubbles in a garden hose when you first turn it on.
  
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- Iirc that's called a Fistula.
  
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checks community

Yep, we're in the right place, boys.

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Where is the case where I'm being efficient and do everything in 1 go?

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- That is the entire second row about
  
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- What like brushing your teeth or showering?
  
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- It's off the charts.
  
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  This man's parts send his sharts off the charts
  
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Reading this was very confusing until i realized some people don't sit down to piss.

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- I imagined someone ripping a fart at the urinal.
  
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  Happens all the time, nothing to be ashamed about.
  
  Would be a little uncomfortable if something solid comes out though.
  
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- I call it IBS Preparedness
  
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So pissing while farting sucks but farting while pissing is OK?

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- Do you drop trou and stand in front of a toilet every time you need to toot the flesh whistle?
  
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- Yeah the top one is accidental so if you're farting you're probably still wearing your pants
  
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  I always put down my pants when I fart.
  
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- Same for shitting/pissing.
  
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This is well thought out

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- Not if you sit when you piss like well over 50% of the population of a western country
  
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Ah yes, I often shit while I shit.

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- Yea, Me too
  
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  I don't. What's wrong with you?
  
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- Sometimes you think youre done and as you go to wipe, guts are like "but wait, theres more!"
  
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Tis better to be pissed off than pissed on

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- That's a matter of opinion.
  
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The picture doesn't do justice to the evil that is sharting. Especially in the middle of a long run.

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I honestly think I’d rather shit myself while farting than piss myself. If you shit yourself you can hide it and clean up. If you piss yourself everyone can see.

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- I feel like you're overestimating your ability to subtly shit yourself.
  
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  And the smell. And the potential liquid.
  
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  Nobody shits themselves with a solid.
  
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Center bottom is all wrong. Should be this:

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I haven't stopped shitting for the last... checks watch twenty two years. Any combo is nice. The triple is a beaut

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Shitting turns out to be the most hazardous activity of the trifecta.

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A remarkable example of a non-Hermitian operator

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Everything is nice while shitting

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Det er bedre å stole på tissen enn å tisse på stolen!

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