Kristi Noem Slams ‘South Park’ as ‘Petty’ After Show Mocks Her for Plastic Surgery and Makeup: ‘It’s Always the Liberals’ Who ‘Make Fun of Women for How They Look’

These MAGA types are so fragile you always have to be politically correct with them. 🥺

This is the puppy she brags about shooting. Immediately after she shot this 14 month old puppy she shot her pet goat because it disgusted her.

Omg I want him! Fuck her and her trash power! She’s a psychopath, shot her dog and was still so “upset” she shot a goat?! What a trash ass human! Makes sense she’s on Drump’s payroll which is leading to America’s downfall and demise!
- german pointer dog, its a working dog so pretty significant training required, she shot this type of dog.

Snowflakes. They love to dish it out, but they cry like babies when someone calls them out on it.

I tried watching South Park years ago and it wasn't for me. Funny though that many of the more conservative people I know, who embraced the show for years, now think it isn't funny since they are on the receiving end of its humour.

Snowflake

This from someone who works for a guy that makes fun of women’s looks on the daily, she’s such a hag

Man, I forgot the word “hag” but she’s definitely one! Plastic surgery can’t remove your shit ass personality and choices!! She is a fucking animal killer and keeps making horrid decisions!
I heard that “South Park” got it right, I don’t know since I haven’t seen it yet, but honestly probably true since she’s had articles come out about how she’s mad about it, makes sense! She’s the fucking worst!
Only cowards and psychopaths kill innocent animals!

It's just a joke bro. Comedy is legal now.

Give it a couple months and Drumpf will make it illegal to make fun of “the Drumpf administration”! Straight up some Hitler ass behavior…
‘Project 2025’ is like 45% done and when anyone mentioned that before the election, “we were all crazy” but now it’s coming to light and everyone is ignoring it! Embarrassing!

Funny she’s seemingly not concerned about being considered a puppy killer.

In the beginning of it all she denied it and I think even had it removed from her book.

Dumb bitch.

The fact that Noem was more offended at being portrayed as a disfigured mess needing constant botox pit stops, than an absurdly racist puppy-killer says everything about her character.

Yes exactly right. Most conservatives are more concerned about their looks and how expensive their tastes are rather than the type of person they are.
It's also way easier for her to defend it. Ribbing her appearance is a cheap shot, and she can fight it...the rest of it she can't

I stand corrected, people being dragged away in handcuffs to be deported to places they will probably die in, is fucking hilarious, but making fun of plastic surgery is radical liberal brainrot. got it Barbie!

Sounds like Matt and Trey got even deeper under her skin than her plastic surgeon.

Has she forgotten she hates trans women?

Truth hurts, doesn't it, puppy-killer? No wonder you avoid it like the plague.

We make fun of fascists because they are scum and deserve everything they get.

Excuse me? Who has been perpetuating the same blue haired feminist drivel for decades?

When I flew back into the country, seeing this dog-killing bitch’s face pop up on all the screens was harrowing.

All that plastic surgery to look like that?

Wow.

She looked normal before.

She was never “normal”, you cannot change someone’s brain… she’s a psychopath who thinks it’s okay to kill an innocent dog and then a goat because she still wanted to kill something…

Vs the plastic surgery and bottle blonde Fox News clones that the republicans prefer?

https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2017/feb/20/women-fox-news-dress-alike-republicans-blondes-pundits-ann-coulter-kellyanne-conway-rightwingers

Yes, no conservative ever made fun of how Michelle Obama looks. /s

Or Chelsea Clinton... Or Janet Reno... or... well... everyone really.
Limbaugh called Chelsea the family dog when she was a teenager.
Still brings me joy to know he's dead.
- Still brings me joy to know he's dead.
  Same. For that and so many other offences.
- A person so odious, you almost feel bad for the cancer for having to live inside him.
- That's even worse, as Chelsea was only a 12 year old kid at the time.
That was my first thought. How many times have I heard Michelle Obama called a man?
I will admit, I thought that making fun of ICE Barbie’s looks was unnecessary and the GOP counter would be exactly what she said. But, I still laughed because she’s made of plastic.
- If she's not being called a man, she's being called a gorilla, that poor woman.
- Plus she's a horrible person.
- If you think Krusti Gnome looks bad, you should see what Ham ‘n Bondo looked like before
They also spent a good twenty years making fun of Hilary Clinton's ankles
- and her facial tics too, and they were wierdly obsessed with hillarys health after her TIA attack?
They weren't making fun. They had serious concerns.
Or all those blue haired liberals
- You mean cat ladies?

Matt and Trey aren't liberals lol

I mean... Yeah they are. They may espouse sophomoric libertarian bullshit on their show, but I guarantee that they're pure fucking liberals in real life. All of Hollywood is.
- Their whole identity is fuck everyone, you all suck, irreverence. Absolutely, in no way liberal, but exactly what you need to undermine a burgeoning autocracy, especially a fascist one. Jesters make the king feel good, comedians cut through their illusion of supremacy. That's not liberal though.
- A lot of it is performative. Many of the really rich ones are voting MAGA.
- Known Liberals Kelsey Grammar, Kevin Sorbo, and James Woods agree with your statement....

Always the Liberals? 🤔

I guess she's been disconnected from the last 30 years of... EVERYTHING.

Just laugh and tell her to get back in the kitchen?

I don't know if the article mentions this, but she said she didn't even watch it.

Which makes it funny that she thinks they were only making fun of her looks, because they were overwhelmingly making fun of her for killing puppies.

And her stance on arresting people for how they look. Don't forget: if they're brown, they go down.
this is practically any conservatives calling thigns woke, never watch trek, or stargate, star wars call it woke, boyz/genV, doctor who too. they only need to hear an characther was gender or raceswapped and they get thier panties in a wad.
- Ive got problems with gender/raceswapping for pure pandering reasons. If its at least brought up in the plot (doctor who can be who s/he likes, Miles Morales is a different spiderman etc) its fine.
  I mean I usually don't actually care, but the concept does get a strong eye roll.
Oh, I thought she HAD watched it and just was completely okay with the puppy killing, just not the looks
because they were overwhelmingly making fun of her for killing puppies.
Oh wow, South Park again just cutting right to the bone 🙄
Because the puppy thing is the worst thing she's done recently.
- I mean, she's shown deporting people the whole episode - ICE raids a performance of Dora the Explorer Live.
  But the entire credit sequence is her walking into a pet shop and shooting every dog in there.
  This new season of South Park seems to be less about roasting authority and more about reaching out to the masses enabling that authority.
  In the newest episode, Clyde has a podcast where he spews racism, sexism, and homophobia. Which he explains to Mr. Mackey as an easy way to pay the bills. Mackey gets fired, and joins ICE to do the same. The conclusion they come to after they get invited to Mar-A-Lago is that they need to get out of that shit, and it wasn't a good idea in the first place.
  Insults and satire are really just trimmings to South Park's very direct messaging.

It's not making fun of how they look, it's making fun of how much they are fake.

is this kristi noem person mentally challenged

She's republican so yes.

its always conservatives who shoot puppies in the head

and a goat, and her 3 HORSES. another fun fact, one of the immigrant workers saw her shoot the horse, where she dug a gravel pit just for the occasion.

Almost every woman in Trump's orbit has had plastic surgery. There sure seems to be a theme in that camp.

I used to wonder why these wealthy women ruin their faces like that? Do they really think it's attractive? Then I realized that it isn't just about trying to make their face look younger, they want their faces to look expensive.
Those women know how much each procedure costs, so when one shows up with everything carved up, the other ladies make a mental list of the procedures and their costs, and they know you have a $50,000 face.
They are treating their faces like jewelry, and they all want the expensive procedures done, and most importantly they want the world to know they can afford these expensive customizations to their appearance. Now the woman with the normal, natural, pretty face looks out of place among the other women, especially if you have a [GASP!] wrinkle.
- C'mon man. They're republican women. What better way to express your independence, thankfulness for gods divine gifts and radiate self confidence, than to spend thousands altering your natural features in an attempt to attain an unnatural beauty standard, all for the approval of the misogynistic archetype males you choose to associate yourself with?
- Damn. You kinda blew my mind with this take. Thanks!
And enough that they all look the same.

The creators of South Park, known liberals. 🙄

Team America World Police's second half is literally just bitching at Liberals for not wanting to go to war with Iraq (It's why I can't with that movie, the first half is so much funnier and better than the second)

Oh that's rich.

Wait I thought South Park was irrelevant and no one had watched it in 20 years just a week ago, now they warrant additional comment? Interesting...

And apparently, JD Vance, "finally made it".
- With his query: should I put some lube on Satan's asshole?
they had a hiatus for a couple years, im guesisng they were looking for new networks to host the show.

That POS can go degrade somewhere else. In any sane country she would be in jail. What a monster.

Notice how she says nothing on the repeated jokes about her shooting more dogs.

They hit a nerve, she's super insecure about her look. And no shit, who gets plastic surgery (reconstructive or both defects aside) without being insecure about their looks?
- Even so, id be more upset about the puppymurdering.
  Or maybe not i haven't seen it yet.
- Is top surgery reconstructive or deconstructive?
- im surprised the botox spare some nerves on her face.
It's because she didn't actually watch it, by her own admission

did she just call Trump a liberal?

They're not making fun of women. They're making fun of your goofy looking ass specifically.

specifically the vainness of plastic surgery barbies.
I think she's saying that she is a women, and she is being made fun of by Liberals for how she looks. The implication is that men don't receive the same treatment, not that South Park is making fun of all women.
- Also bullshit because all I ever do is hear conservatives mock women, mock liberals, call for their silencing and even deaths, call for them not to vote, claim “god” told them so
  Krusty the Gnome killed a dog instead of training it. Fuck that fascist, floppy bitch and her dumb fucking makeup and Bible
- Personally, I'm not sure I would really consider making fun of someone's cosmetic surgery to be the same as making fun of their looks. Like yes, technically, it is, but it's really just making fun of their personal choices.
  Making fun of someone for their genetics is a dick move. But compulsive plastic surgery isn't genetics, it's a voluntary personal choice based on insecurity and vanity (obviously excluding medically recommended plastic surgery, like for severe burns, cleft lip, etc). That's fair game, as far as I'm concerned.
- JD vance's appearance was made fun of in the same episode.
- It doesn't matter what point she imagines she's making since it's disingenuous anyway.
  Anything less than glowing, fawning, sycophantic praise is unacceptable to these fascists. The FACT of the criticism is the point of contention, not the specifics.

Pretty sure Matt and Trey are Libertarians. Try again, Noememeeme the puppy butcher.

Yeah, I am 100% certain they both laughed at being called liberals.

plastic surgery is not how humans look, but aliens wearing human skin.

Trans people get plastic surgery too :(
- And? There's plastic surgery and then there is the fake plastic look. Not all plastic surgery makes you look like a lizard person in a suit.
Happy shiny plastic people. They live

Noem and Trump have to realize one very important thing.

Matt and Trey don't give a shit and no one is off limits.

I find it extremely funny that they did not censor the credits roll.
Like, I legit laughed at that as much as any of the other actual jokes in the 2 episodes so far.
They were more afraid of Scientology than the Trump admin, both of which are notoriously litigious.

Meanwhile JD celebrates being made fun of on South Park and Kirk changed his Twitter profile pic to Cartman doing Kirk's schtick.

Maybe Noem needs to chill the fuck out.

The woman who needlessly shot a dog instead of giving it away needs to chill out? Go figure…
Oh, those two aren't "chilled out" about it either, they just have to pretend it doesn't bother them so they don't get mocked even more. They've learned this from previous, similar, situations.
- Leaning into it is the right answer with South Park. It doesn't matter if they feel offended privately, what matters is that they seem to not care.
  They are going to hit Noem harder because she didn't go along with it.
Always wondered who the people who thought cartman was a role model were
- Probably some overlap with Homelander fans in that venn.
- I loved Cartman he's one of the best characters. And I love how he feels lost because his schtick is now everywhere. He was trump before Trump he could talk people into anything. Not a role model though just funny comedy.
JD celebrates being made fun of on South Park
Unfortunately if preferred him heading it.

South Park writers are Liberals now?

I mean... they've been making fun of everyone except Libertarians for decades, but I guess in the recent years they've been pretty anti-Trump.

...but Trump deserves it for ruining the Member Berry season of South Park

I'd say their episode about trans women in sports was pretty fucking right-wing, but it seems like even "liberals" are jumping on that bandwagon now.
- Yeah, they make fun of everyone. Trump is just a perfect target, kind of like Kanye West is/was.
- Liberals (no scare quotes) live for the sheer pleasure of the thumping sounds they hear when they throw vulnerable minorities under the bus.

Are they making fun of how she looks? Yeah, sure. But they're really making fun of the fact that she chose to look like that. It's about the freakish nature of all the people in Trump's orbit. They're like the fucking godhand from Berserk - evil, inhuman, freaky looking, etc.

Its a whole spectacle that I think media is afraid to talk about (sure Trump = orange, but... why?) - it's worth interrogating why all these people get super obvious plastic surgery/fake appearance related things. Trump's crazy bad spray on tan and shitty toupee, giuliani's classic bleeding hair dye, all the various women in the Trump admin with their fake everything, gaetz with his crazy botox and facelift... the list just goes on.

"What's with that?" Is a super valid question

Don't forget vance and his eyeliner and platform boots.
Such a shame, I wanted guyliner to be mainstream but he had to go and fuck it all up.
- thiel probably told him to tone it down, because hes looking to "gay" to his supporters, and it would draw unwanted attention to thiel and vance.
alot of gop women are resembling kristi noem, its the typical standard, probably required look for republican women, they must remain hot, if they were to have positions of power. the endstage, would be kimberly guillofoyle, noem is on her way to looking like KIm.
- Mar-a-lago face: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B5JNc3mOYM

Die in fire Kristi Noem

Yes, yes, it's always the liberals, Krusty, we heard you the first time.

Liberals don't make fun of women for how they look. Liberals make fun of fools who waste their money to look like mannequins

aliens to be specific.

Libertarians are fluffers for Conservative fascism. Where as they'll accuse progressives of being PC-Police, and attempt damaging philosophical criticisms there, when it comes to Conservativism they tend to go soft. Only giving marginal personal critiques, because Libertarians and Conservatives both want to remove regulations and rights. They both want less laws and reprocussions. Less protections for the vulnerable. More markets and moneyed companies in control.

I feel like it's only fair to insult peoples' appearances when they chose to look like that. She chose it several times. Get her ass lmao

Yeah, but conservatives only see women as stay at home submissive non-voting breeding stock.

Unless they're Fox news women, then they're ripe to run government, PR especially.
a brood mare, as some people mentioned.
Are you sure about that? I thought every wife was an extra vote?
- They found out too many of the wives were voting opposite their husbands, negating the husbands vote.

No mention of the constant dog shooting in the episode….

Facts dont care about her feelings

I find it interesting that that's the part she cares about, not the rest of it.

she was depicted as a puppy-shooting, Botox-using ICE agent who arrests anyone suspected of being Hispanic. She raids a local production of “Dora the Explorer Live!” and sports oversized, plump lips.
The episode also depicted Vance as an annoying man-baby who gets kicked around (literally) by Donald Trump. Vance responded on X by posting: “Well, I’ve made it.”

We're going to watch it this weekend, so I didn't dive too deeply.

NGL, probably the best response for finding out you're depicted on south park. Still don't want him or anyone even tangentially associated with peter thiel in office tho.
- He's crying inside, we all know it.

... How they paid to look.

Noem paid someone maybe even hundreds of dollars - and took time off work - to look like that.

To quote liberal Amber Ruffin when shown a picture of Kristi Noem circa 2012ish on an episode of Have I Got News For You: "oh my god, she's actually beautiful."

Look, body dismorphia is a thing. Women in public are critizised for aging normally. No getting around that, but that doesn't mean we can just ignore the fact that when ignoring the option of therapy, she asked for "Sad 90's Pornstar Face #44283" at the bargain basement plastic surgeon as a way to win favor in with the GOP.

And she was beautiful. Look at this.
But then she somehow felt the need to turn into plastic conservative barbie and I don't understand why. And I can't honestly believe that (conservative) men prefer the current face over the previous one, even when she 'ages normally,' as if that's a problem in the first place.
- She really was.
  And yeah, I'll never understand how the overlap of tradwives and rruining one's face works. Logic is the only way to not understand it.

"Slams"

People complaining about "slams" is becoming more annoying than "slams".
- I disagree. Prepare to get slammed.
- Would you prefer they were blasts?

Yeah she knows all about being petty. Stupid evil bitch

It's accurate witch 🤣

I didn't watch the episode, but I did watch a lot of scenes that other people have posted, and I suspect that includes most, if not all, of the scenes where they portray Kristi Noem.

NOT ONCE did they make fun of the way she looks in any part that I saw. Maybe I missed it, like it was in a different part, but I'm sure that she's referring to the same scenes that I saw. I can't imagine that she actually sat down and watched the episode. The only thing they said about her looks was when Mr. Mackey said something like "She looks nice."

It is obvious that Noem has had many cosmetic procedures. I don't think she denies it. The botox is obvious. South Park did make extensive fun of all the cosmetic procedures and botox she's had, but not about the way that she looked before or after the procedures.

I don't think we should accept Noem's rewriting of history to make herself a victim. South Park did not make fun of her for how she looks, at least not in the parts I saw.

She’s against gender-affirming care, so she should be onboard with lampooning it.

No mention of the constant dog shooting in the episode….

I would have thought by now someone would have made play on her name, and this would have been a perfect chance.

The left is famously opposed to gender-affirming care.

Edit: /s