10mo ago

i need an rv, and lab equipment, and a helper

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Dr*g?
So, I was at my pharmacy today getting my prescription dr*gs, and afterward stopped by my dealer to pick up some fucking heroin.
- I can't believe you swore on the fucking internet. Unbelievable!
  
  Think of the fucking children!
- Medication
- How dare you even think of dr*g dealing? It's human trafficking!!
- My guy had some junkie show up that hadn't paid after multiple warnings. I watched as they drg him out of the living room...

You should be mad at billionaires and landlords, not other working people.
- Were grouping landlords with billionaires? Nah, billionaires have their own special VIP area in hell
  
  Landlords are like ticket scalpers. Buy up a scarce resource, provide no real value, and overcharge.
  
  All of them be trying to charge us to be alive. If my landlord could come up with a good enough reason to charge me to breathe, he’d put it on the invoice.
  
  They're both part of the owning class. The only difference is degrees

Why "dr*g"? That's a wierd bit of censorship - making a joke about drugs and sex workers and feeling the need to censor the word drug? I don't get it?
- They don’t want their lemmy post demonetised.
  
  Demonetization s*cks. I was just about to get a rescue yacht for my staff's yacht and then boom my most profitable lemmy comments got demonetized.
- They're afraid of the drag dealers' wrath
- Probably a screenshot off TikTok, where you saying "die" might upset Vinie the Pooh, so they censor the living fu*k of it.

Are you implying people on OnlyFans aren't good people?!
- Yeah this is strange. People need to stop vilifying sex work. If the person is doing it willingly, they're not hurting anyone, and they enjoy doing it, what's the problem?
  
  There's a spectrum going from someone just posting stuff and getting paid to shameless exploitation of vulnerable people through parasocial relationships. The latter can be very lucrative.
- Someone identifying with Homelander would. That's the real meme here.

The majority of drug dealers and only fans models are poor like the rest of us.
- Yeah, this guy doesn't know enough drug dealers and only fans models.

You can sell pictures of your gaping asshole and still be a good person.
It's just a matter of perspective.
- Beats selling spaghetti code, which is what I do.
  
  Just save your meatballs for OF I guess.
  People are into that right?

Hmm yes drag dealer.
- That makes more sense. I thought it was dryg dealer.
  
  Droog dealer. They sell eggywegs.
  
  Draug - undead dealer
- "How many Trixie Mattels can I get for this RuPaul?"

You can say drugs. It's the internet.

Why do you think OF girls are bad people?
- Jealousy.
- exploiting people for money, making weird/borderline illegal ads/promos, spaming/botting popular social media services with self promos or just being toxic to other people - why do you think drug dealers are bad people tho? in most cases they are just addicts tryna sell drugs so they can buy more drugs to feed their addiction, most of them are not bad people, they just need help
  
  My dude our existence as we know it is wholly dependent on this capitalist system, which is built on exploitation, from top to bottom. Save your judgement for the bourgeoisie enforcing it, not the people just trying to survive in it.

Do you think sex workers aren't good people somehow?
- I think most of them aren't getting any where close to what these OF influencers are getting for just showing feet.
- More like, "these are easy jobs for fat stacks". Each is easy to break into, the fat stacks part takes real work.
  
  Sure but that's not what the meme implies.
- I don't think you underhand what this is saying. Hint: it's not that.

Who cares if they are Drug dealer or on Only Fans. Do they put the cart back at the store?
- I gotta be honest, my bf or I still make sure the cart goes back every time we shop, but I increasingly question whether I should bother. These grocery stores keep raising their prices well above inflation so they can pocket the rest and brag to shareholders about it, at the cost of people who actually shop there.
  It's tempting to say that if they're going to play that game, they get no courtesy from me as a customer and can hire more cart collectors. It's miniscule on an individual level, but it is unpaid labor.
  There's the argument that unreturned carts mostly inconvenience other customers, but honestly if the store is exploiting both customers' goodwill and wallets, I think it's fine to make the experience at that store just that little bit worse; maybe that last little push will encourage people to shop elsewhere (where it's an option of course, i.e. not a small town).
  I don't feel this urge at stores like H Mart even though they have so many fewer return stalls and it's often a longer walk to do so.
  I guess this is kind of an antithesis to Shopping Cart Theory I've been developing in my head over the past little while. It's conditional on the store itself being overtly greedy, but I think there might be something to it.
  
  Nah this is just trying to rationalize being a dick to your fellow human being who's trying to park. The employee making min wage isn't caring that the carts are further, it just means they can waste more time per trip.
  If you actually wanted to do something against the corporation, you shop somewhere else.
  
  I see your point but two out the last three cars I've had both got a huge dent in their right front fender because someone didn't put the cart up and it rolled down a slight grade into them.

Why do you expect to be reward for being a good person? That’s just the baseline everyone should meet.
You will never get financially ahead of everyone else by being a good worker bee. Sorry your parents and teachers lied to you. Doing well in school and getting a degree is not a pathway to riches. The vast majority of people who went from rags to riches went off the beaten path and took a massive risk.
Also sex work doesn’t make someone a bad person.
- Totally agree, although I would say "... the vast majority of people who went from rags to riches were self-obsessed assholes at at least one part of their life".
- Exactly. You get what you give. You give the bare minimum to society, and society will give it right back. You want more, give more. Go help your community. Take out your elderly neighbor's recycling. Volunteer at your local shelters/soup kitchens. Attend some local events. Sit in on city council meetings. When I moved out of my small town a couple years ago, I learned that real life is a lot like online forums. You have to lurk before you can post. Learn the language, the local etiquette and taboos. Watch the people in your neighborhood, their interactions. Blend into the background, and observe. Talk little, hear and see much.
  
  You want more, give more. Go help your community. Take out your elderly neighbor’s recycling. Volunteer at your local shelters/soup kitchens. Attend some local events. Sit in on city council meetings.
  None of this shit makes you money.
  
  Beautifully put.
- Sex work puts someone one step closer to human trafficking.
  I don't judge them for the sex work. I judge how they are at risk that costs more than just their own happiness.

It's funny because they compared themself to a picture of one of the worst people imagined to argue they're a good person
- I find people paying for OF way weirder than people doing OF
  
  Honestly I don't get the OF hate in general. We all have watched porn and we probably liked at least some of what we have seen. What is wrong about earning a living with producing what other people want and like? And as I don't think, we argue about people consuming porn but about paying for it, what the fuck is wrong with paying the content creator? Why do we prefer paying agencies with ad revenue while the agency effectively scams their talent? Why no ads but cash? Why agency and not talent?
  
  What’s weird about buying OF content? Not everyone subscribes for the parasocial interactions.

”I'm a good person guys"
- I think it should have said "do the right thing" as in normal job, taxes, etc. doesn't make you a "good person" technically

Drug deals and OF girls can be good people, but someone who judges people based on the nature of their labor can't.
- What if they work for a PMC? I'd probably judge that. Or worse, what if they're a CEO?
  
  what if they’re a CEO?
  the nature of their labor
  WTYP. The most famous CEOs don't work. They just exploit the work of others.

Drug dealers and OF girls aren't the ones making your life miserable Greg.
- I hope the point is that the people who set the social norms (which make you think OF girls and Drug Dealers are bad people) are the real enemy.

What's a good person?
- What is a woman?
  
  Someone who covers their drink when you enter the room.
  
  A miserable little pile of secrets!
  
  What is love?
- Certainly not someone who keeps buying new cars

DISCLAIMER: No, i dont think that OF people are bad (although the sex industry is shady as fuck, but that doesnt have anything to do with the people there in most cases), i just stole this from xitter because i thought it was funny due to the drug part

Big incel energy.

So you're a good person but people doing OF aren't?? Just start an OF and get over yourself.

I mean, the rich drug dealers you know are rich from dealing, aren't the ones to have that lifestyle long term.
The sensible and rich drug dealers are the ones you wouldn't know about. Quite a few of them are landlords here in the UK (I can't provide numbers, just a what I know thing so I won't be offended if no one believes it - these are just my ramblings, officer).
Basically just sensible ways to turn black market income into seemingly legitimate income, through either self-employed businesses or other means.
They'll have seemingly regular jobs, and will do their best to appear legitimate to not raise any red flags. You'd be very surprised at who the most successful drug dealers are, however chances are you'll never know as well.
- I've known some folk. From weed to cocaine.
  They absolutely do this.
  Independent contracting, roofing, concrete, etc. Oh. And farmers. Lots and lots of farmers. Easy to wash money.
  They have the best/shadiest lawyers who absolutely know what's going on. They are paid very well.
  They live fairly modestly. Dress smart, not flashy. They don't show off or draw attention.
  They're smart.
  They don't fuck around.

drog dealer

You should just become a drug dealing Onlyfans girl then. 🤷
- Heisenberg in the day, OF femboy at night 😈
  
  Don't let your memes be dreams.

I can see how an RV, lab equipment, and a helper might help, but you don't actually need any of those to do OF.
- But if you have an RV, lab equipment and a helper, you could be a travelling drug dealer with an onlyfans.
  
  what about a drug dealer/only fans mashup? like they deliver or manufactured drugs naked on camera? double dip?

drag dealers
- Exactly what I read it as on my rehearsal read...

Feet pics on OF does extremely well. Gender doesn't even matter just make them look popping.
Source: I'm making an extra $3k/m on top of my 9-5.
- If male hornyness could be bottled as energy we'd never need another drop of oil.
  
  We have the technology men just need to put on the cum collecting chastity belts I sent them -_-
  
  I suppose you could start a man-drawn carriage business and pay the men with sex. You might have to lobby to get a few laws changed first. Or you could have the men run on hamster wheels connected to turbine generators…
- I have stout, wide, "Fred Flintstone" feet. Is there a market for my people?
- Tell me more. How do I make my feet look popping? How do I even get started? I feel I could live with having slutty feet that give me some income
- Surely this kind of market is oversaturated?
  
  You'd think so but the foot fetishists are in the same kind of space as furry porn commissioners.
  
  There are even niches within foot fetish porn. Like people with a fetish often have a very specific kind of fetish. Foot fetishists aren’t just into feet but for example also want to see the feet in specific color nylon socks or have a humiliation fetish. And most of the niches are probably underserved.

Remember the girl that said shit like "Mm ice cream so good" and "gang gang" on TikTok? She got hella rich. I remember she reported a number, I don't ever what it was, but she made it in a week and it was more than my annual salary.
- Link for those not using TikTok
  (at the end it features that vid)

Bruh 😎 just steal everything 😜 every thing that isn't nailed 👇 down

Why a 4th car? Most people can barely drive one...
- If someone blows all four of your tires in one car, you can use the spare plus the spare from each of the other three.

putting Drug Dealers in comparison with OF girls is kinda bad
- They are both selling a distortion of the mind

I’ve got serious tech skills I could be using for evil.
Every day I wake up destitute, I think,

Why not. Why shouldn’t I create a fully automated ecommerce site dropshipping AI trash to Etsy & elsewhere? Hell, why not start a cult? I can at least source cheap FlavorAid.

turning on the big Consent Manufacturing Machine
"You can GET RICH QUICK! with this ONE NEAT TRICK! if you're willing to coughdo a huge bit of gray market work in a high risk industry for a very long timecough and then YOU'LL BE SET FOR cougha very shortcough LIFE!"
Friendly reminder that Drug Dealers Mostly Live With Their Moms and the average camgirls don't do much better. This is a high risk, low reward industry operating in an informal economy with no labor protections that needs an enormous marketing budget in order to keep people engaged with it.

Drag's not illegal yet, selling it is still a legitimate career path.

Remember kids finance isn't owning

In what the fuck kind of fucked up shitty social media do you have to censor "drug"? Is this a goddamn Mormon meme or some shit?

What's your job?

Let's not idolize ourselves as homewrecker

I'm sure they still need to hustle to make that bank.

Forgot YouTube/twitch creators. Looking at you Mr. Beast, ya rich bastard.

Same me, thought it's rather nothing bad in OF work

Selection bias. As if drug dealers never go to prison, or die early...
I'd say the same applies to only fans models. Well, not the prison or early grave part. Most successful models are a tiny fraction of people who traded sex on tape for the equivalent of minimum wages.

Where are you watching drug dealers openly flaunt their money? Do you mean pharmacists?

what a weird conflation. first of all there shouldn't be "girls" on only fans. second of all sex work is legitimate work. you're not a good person, you just wrongly think you're better than people. fuck you.
- tell us how you really feel, guy
  
  i feel like this is incel shit

Sucker.

Which movie is this from? Need to jerk off to this
- The Screenshot? I would say 'The Boys'
  
  Thanks! Will watch it.
  Jk I will jerk off to The Boys.

This is going places. Well done.

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