Chicken soup
Chicken soup
239 comments
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Thinkpad clitoris
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What are you a fuckin parrot?
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Dude that's a prejudice, have some respect
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Why did you eat it off the thinkpad?
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I use arch
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That's my band name
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The industry standard term for it is the Thipple.
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Where is my little Pussy, come here Puss, don't be shy 🥰.
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Goldfish
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Took me a second to realize you meant the crackers 😂
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Times is tough
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Brick
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ಠ_ಠ
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Mmm, crunchy.
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5 guys
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oh boy, I sure hope this is referring to the popular fast food restaurant and not cannibalism!
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Why do you got to be like that? He could have just come out of a really hardcore gay club.
Or, if he's a she, a really hardcore not-gay club.
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Sloppy Cumshot. What a cute name
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I'd just stick with the first one, trust me on this.
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Motor oil
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mm, delicious
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Arsenic.
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You're probably gonna have to give him up for adoption.
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Aw he dead.
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Biscuit
It's a great name.
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Thank you.
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Asshole
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Well, if you insist...
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Creme brulé
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Tamale!
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2 whole pots of nutella
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Microwaved? As a little treat?
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Taco
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Child.
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Turkish delight
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Baked beans
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Dog is such an uninspired name though...
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Bok Choy
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Pudding
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Dog
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Sushi
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spicy and tingly beef biang biang, shortening this name is illegal
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Tequila coke
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The cornerstone of every nutritious breakfast
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Pussy
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Tortilla chip
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CHICHARRONES!
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Asshole
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prostitute
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He is meaty ziti now
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Pho
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Dog food
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Beans!
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Shokupan is actually a great name for that little fluffy white dog.
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I think French Toast is a great name for the little guy
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Chocolate.
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Sausages
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Werther's Original
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Bologna sandwich
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Oreos and milk
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Pizza or more specifically chicken bacon pizza, with garlic fingers .
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Your sister
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Please do... she needs it 🥺.
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Hackfleisch pide mit sucuk und scharf
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potato
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Since I'm too cheap to buy name brand, welcome home Woven Whole Wheat Cracker!
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Waffle.
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Rice.
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Quark. Also goes by Charm.
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Brisket
Or potato, but I think I finished the food on the brisket.
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Kefir
A surprisingly fitting name-
Idk what it means but I like it
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Kefir is a fermented dairy drink. It's kinda viscous but also fluffy and very white, so yeah. Fitting name.
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Fried fish
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Oh no, he's called Grinder.
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I hope Meatloaf can sing...
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Soupe Vichyssoise
Yeah, I don't know how to pronounce that either. But try the soup, it's really nice and quite easy to make.
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I think it’s like “vee-shee-swah”?
Source: some French classes in elementary school 🤷🏻♂️
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Quiche
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Ravioli.
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Future dog name
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Chili (homemade)
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Peaches
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Penne primavera with chicken, hold the tomatoes.
Cute name!
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Quest mini protein peanut butter cup
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Split pea
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Cookie
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ice cube 🥰
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Big mac
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Ginger cookie
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Cum
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Chili
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Chuck roast.
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Pop tart!
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Mars
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Peppermint Bark...
It's kind of a decent name actually... Lol
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egg roll
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I think I'm winning: Pokebowl
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Maple Chipotle Almond
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Hot Dog
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Gold fish
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What, the market ran out of mackerel?
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McNugget
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Doggie
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Cheddar Jalapeno Cheese Cheetos
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Pita or Hummus
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Stroopwaffel!
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Alfredo
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pork chop
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Macaroni
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Egg Scramble
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Salsicca, which I think translates to Sausage. Sausage is a good name.
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Mandu
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Grape
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Blueberry lemon scone. All three would work as a nickname. 😁
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Taco 🌮
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Mamba
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Milk chocolate
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Hot Cherry Loca!
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Hotpot
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Peanut!
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Slider. He looks like a slider!
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Chicken nuggets
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Flauta. I like it.
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DiGiorno
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Popcorn
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NGL burrito is pretty perfect!
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Miso soup
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Yogurt. Not bad actually.
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Puppy. Uncreative, I know.
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Awesome….Barqs!!!
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Poutine
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Banana
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Bratwurst
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Shrimp
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Focaccia cheese melt.
Cheezy for short!
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Samosa!
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Generic ez cheese
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TOMMY BURGER
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lentil tomato?
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Elmer!
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Awe little Kit Kat Mini is actually a pupper
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Rib
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Nacho
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Chimken 'Fredo
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Muffin!
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Lasagne
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Pozole 🥲
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Cookie
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pizza pocket
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Hungarian rice cake(rizskoch) for the fellow hungarians who know what im talking about.
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Shit, didn't know you guys speak English, lol 😂.
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I've no idea if there's some weird connotations and I'm assuming that's pronounced riz-coch... that's not a bad name. Little Rizscoch, the walking rice cake.
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Fruit 'n' Fiber
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Choripan
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Hawaiian sweet bread!
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Croissant.
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Snickers
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Babka
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Dunno what it is, but that sounds like a name.
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Lentils.
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Taters
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Burritos and Hotdogs.
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Spagetti :)
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Spaghetti
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Chicken
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Meatball
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Kimchi Udon!
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Popcorn! Perfect.
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Pepperoni pizza slice 🍕
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Labneh
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Cheese bread
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Chicken and mushroom pie
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Skin
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(Blueberry) Cupcake
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Rum.
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Breakfast
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Pepperoni
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english muffin
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Bacon
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Poke Bowl
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Devil Dog.
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Crackers. Fitting because he's white 😂
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Everything Soup
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Lil Smokie.
Or pigs in a blanket
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GRITS
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meatball
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Taco
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Avocado ranch salad it is!
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Cereals
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Sandwich
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Ramen
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Pringle
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Pumpernickel toast
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Sausage patty
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Mac 'n cheese
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Beans.
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You :3
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Puppy!
You mean 小狗.
No. I'm an American and I eat dogs.