“Get out of the dog house card” isn’t going to work the way either of them think. Pulling that card when you’re in the doghouse is not going to make her fine with whatever upset her. There’s a good chance she’ll say she’s “fine” because she doesn’t want to renege on her chart, but whatever conflict isn’t going to resolve itself because he gave her that card.
Trading sex for chores is gross. I don’t want a BJ or lap-dance from a partner that is only doing it because the sticker chart says she has to.
It’s also insane that things like washing dishes or packing lunches or changing diapers aren’t part of the baseline expectations for a dad. You don’t get an award for doing the bare minimum!
Both of these people are demonstrating the emotional intelligence of a block of cheese.
170He realized after putting the seat down three times the nagging wasn't going to stop anyway.
45It's fake, Its a crooked depiction of a toxic relationship which is fucked up, I know, but why would a guy need to be reminded to clean up, or care for their children?
I see everyone is quick to jump on the domestic abuse hate train, but if you are a guy and not doing these things in a relationship you are just as fucked up as this imaginary psycho partner.
37Step 1: drink water
Step 2: piss
Step 3: put seat down
Step 4: repeat 5 more times
Step 5: wait till I'm nagged
Step 6: remind her of the toilet seat
Step 7: continue ignoring child's needs
Step 8: ignore feelings of depression and ruminate about how fucked my life is
36Sorry dude but you are most definitely not Kenough.
31Yeah this looks like a horrible couple photo about 3 months before the inevitable divorce.
15She's gonna be pissed when the curtie next door is going down on him. He's just gonna point to the chart. Doesn't say who from?
14This image is a fractal of red flags. It's almost art.
"I won't donate your favourite put stained shirt"
What the fuck? One, it's a dick move to dispose of his stuff, and two, why are you donating garbage? Does she think the poor want to buy stained clothes? It's like that Seinfeld muffin bottom scene.
Just all of this is awful.
Edit: how far does the "get out of the dog house free" card go?
12That's fucking horrifying.
How many stickers to get his soul back?
9As a frequent visitor of faproulette.co, this is probably the least sexy game I've seen.
9How many stickers do I get for painting the ceiling?
8That is the face of a man 1 BJ away from passing out
6They both have an almost inhumane look fits their actions/personality i guess.
6Feeds dog chocolate every single day!
5Mommy i did it! Now can i haf dat bj now?
3Wouldn't it be more useful if he first threw up and then cleaned up?
2How much for a blumpkin?
1Wow this is mommy manager cringefest. Dude needs medals just to wipe his own ass. I feel for her.
1Glorifying male sexual abuse. Lovely stuff.
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