Added Bugs to Keep my job

Removed double quotes, added single quotes

someone later on -m "removed single quotes, added double quotes"
- More commits == More money!!!
Why do u prefer single quotes?
- Not Shall330, but double quotes can imply variables in the string in some languages.
- I have no preference! It was to do with Spring/yaml config and some really strange conflict which required the use of single quotes. I'm still a total noob in the world of software dev, so I wouldn't be able to explain why it worked 🤣

"Update"

It was my dotfiles, ok?

You're going to regret not adding the second sentence to the commit message some day.
- Bold of you to assume there is a cohesive theme to dotfile commits. Usually it's just been long enough that I don't want to lose my latest tweaks

Squash me later

My commit messages have gotten extremely lazy since I start squashing all my commits down to one. I just describe the PR on the first commit message and write nonsense in all the others.
- I've been adding the commit shas + messages to the final description, if anyone wants to see my exploratory work.

Tests: Add a few test files.

I thought we lost you ... Jia Tan!

Initial commit

grats on formalising your (new) project
Initial commit #463

God read my code and it made Him cry

"Changed consent banner text to reflect from legal, even though they are wrong"

"circumvented GDPR despite calling out strong ethical objections, because legal & management are forcing me to"

Update coffee list and tex files.

...and yes we have our office coffee list in a git repo.

Do new hires have to submit a pull request to get in on it? If so, I'm guessing the non-technical staff don't get to drink a lot of coffee.
- It's actually just a paper list where people make ticks for coffee. That is then manually synced to an hledger file in git.
Do you have any plans to open source your coffee list? I want to add this feature where I get an iced coffee in the morning

"fix for real this time"

"28496 - there, it's fucking fixed you twat waffle."

Ticketed bug bosses son found. Dude nagged his dad who nagged us until it got fixed. Boss doesn't review code. And for the sake of a half dozen coworkers, I hope he never does.

";"

Previous commit was some stupid easy fix I didn't even bother compiling. Well, I should have, because it was the first time in recent memory I committed some code with a missing semicolon...

Before anyone asks : no, we don't do reviews ¯(ツ)/¯

Join me and use ~ to mean "shit changed just check the diff"
- For those I just commit with the message "ngl there's a lot of changes in here"

"I'm sorry, guys."

Hrfg7ygfrvvby

git commit -m "if this doesn't fix it I'm looking up availabilities at my nearest maccas"

wip: good luck you monday fuck hahahaha

Oof

"My laptop died before I could push these"

Not a good commit name I know, but my laptop stopped booting and I just really needed to continue from my desktop.

It's a student project anyway.

Converted more tests to use the correct handle.

        Fixed dead link (fr)

French dead link?

Fix for vendor lies.

A

Because who cares for commit messages to my private repo?

You when you mess something up and only figure it out later?
- I do Ansible playbooks so not too had to see when I ballzed it up.

hoho

I had just figured out how to fix a bug that broke our in house reminder system. My smug ass put hoho as the commit message for figuring something out that the previous guy couldn't. Of course it came back to bite me in the ass THIS WEEK when the system broke again in a similar fashion, but I couldn't remember what I had done.

Diff
- I know I know. I figured out what I did before I thought of that... which was just now when you said it.

Prevent subprocess from killing itself until finished.

Revert this later

Yikes

WIP

You copycat.

Lol test

 text

    
At a PV node, do not cut off from any TT hit.

The SPRT result of this may be different than before thanks to LMR.

Bench: 5212899

hey, you did ask

“Initial commit, come back later”

modified: index.html

Rip

Fix 3

"render trans chunks after entities/sel box etc "

Very progressive.

init: add readme

fixed another typo

"Debug"

I wonder what the last commit message of my career will be.

"it's possible i buried a self delete timebomb in one of our repos years ago. enjoy looking for it just incase assholes"
I wonder what my last commit at each job was. I'll bet it was boring. About 10% of my commit messages are genuinely interesting.
- For some definition of interesting …. The quashed commit whose message is a Jira ticket number and title?

Update

.

" "

Fuck it I quit

chore: ensure it's God's divine intellect

sq

        git commit -m 'sq'
    git reset --soft HEAD~
    git commit --amend
    git push origin +release

haaaands

"Merge pull request #8 from [branch name]"

Not the most exciting but hey, someone has to do it.

Merge commits 🙅

Added zip code to the reseller portal when batch-creating transactions in

<main-project>

I try to start off descriptive, in case I want to diff a few changes back. After that, sometimes I write notes or general reflections on life in there... Until yesterday I thought no one was reading them

Mod: Added delay to let switches settle

Refactoring for the EU region.

Reusing Terraform projects for the win.

Changed index.html

Something along the lines of "I don't know what this does, I wrote this code two weeks ago"

"update doc to reflect reality still more"

Fixes

“Again, Josh? Stop it.”

chore: replaced println() with proper logging util

I forgot to replace them water finishing debugging.

Fixed tests.

Change port to 8080 because stupid container locks down 80

Merge remote-tracking branch 'origin/master'

Ew - rebase all the things!

m

usually the commits at the end of the day when I haven't finished a task yet. It will be squashed and disappear eventually.

"cleanup" lol

Formatting fixes

This is pretty funny, but now I want to watermark all of my future work with outdated "Made With ..." Stickers.

"Made With Printshop Deluxe!" "Made With Microsoft Works!" "Sent From my Sidekick!"

Lint issue

feature suggestion but "hyprcursor"

Update

"Couldn't count all the stuff"

“Some appropriate message.”

some fixes

Minor text fixes

Stuff

Lots of updates (it's a private repo and I'm bad at doing smaller individual commits!)

?

latest cargo crates updated

Fixin’ thangz

Quack quack

Uhh it's on a foss project so imma not dox myself lmao

My commits are a little too specific to post here, lmao. I likely put too much info into them, I’m still trying to get a good balance.

I think long messages are a good habit. Start with something readable in the history, past that who cares? Most people rarely read past the preview, and if they do they want details
I think it's great because it makes you reflect on what the goal was and what you did. I sometimes stop to make a quick change as I'm writing, or just collect my thoughts before mentally dismissing the task

"Monte Carlo code changes. BLAME: notme"

Beta 0.9.9.9.9.9

WIP

"Add ability to load sources which are not a nginx file listing."

I try to be descriptive while keeping it short.

fix this fucking gitignore

Fixed boolean logic and bump version.

h

Add links to navbar

curl -s https://whatthecommit.com/index.txt

Calculation Helper wagesj45 committed Apr 23, 2024

1.1

CPEUI-20102: It's working but still clean up to do.

I'll never get time to do that "clean up"

Simplify link

Fix

removed /32s in favour of /24s. Small layout changes.

WIP

Options for donation and contact links Nothing important

I wrote a brief manifesto on my hatred of Python because some refactoring ended up having a comma at the end of a line, which screwed me over for about an hour until I happened to noticed it.

Rolling back demo commit

somebody renamed the interface but didn’t rename the monitoring interface 2

github-sync: local install (WIP, split and rebase)

Implement add headers

Comment

first release

changelog

Oh i don't need to add bugs...

Come to think of it, i think i'll try emojis on my next commit message... just to test...

"Added backoffs and logging for rate limiting"

Submodule update

Add Exporters MVP

Offset controls that are grouped together