"Accidentally"
You're a monster.
You know you could have given them a little taste without harm, even though it has more salt than their food.
103The cats can have a little bit of tuna, as a treat
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Everyone should have both types of cat.
102Okay but hear me out:
52And now I've got 2 demons running wild
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Who just eats an entire can of tuna
60I buy the little pouches of tuna and eat it with a fork. But it's usually flavored.
26The spicy Thai chili one is really good on rice, too. I usually add some sriracha mayo on top and call it a poor man's poke bowl.
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I'm more of a sardines from the tin kinda fella.
11In oil. Water packed sardines are disgusting.
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Hi, it's me, the tuna can eater. It's tasty!
10Accidentally for that matter...
8I'm a gourmand and a lazy one. If I go thru the effort to open a package, I'll probably eat the whole thing. I'm trying to get better at portion control, but I'm many months in and my instincts are no better, and I'm less happy.
6A can of tuna is about 250 kcal. That is not bad, and it's all protein. You could do way worse!
9Only success I ever had was envelope budgeting calories. You've gotta approach it like your instincts are already broken and hopefully if you're not type 2 diabetic yet you can fix it before you are and your hormones are also broken on top of your instincts. Trying to fix it after getting diabetes is much harder, because now you're not only wrestling with learned behavior but an actual dysfunctional metabolic system.
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I like tuna
6I find that one can of tuna is just about the right amount for one meal of tuna salad for one person (if you're not having it with anything extra, like bread).
5If I wake up hungry, my cat and I are going to eat a can of tuna in the middle of the night.
3Cats
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What authorities do I even report this to? Bastet?
49Sekhmet seems more appropriate, though depicted with a lion's head not a housecat's.
Sekhmet acted as the vengeful manifestation of Ra's power, the Eye of Ra. Sekhmet is said to breathe fire, and the hot winds of the desert were likened to her breath. She is also believed to cause plagues. (Wikipedia)
She would sort that shit out.
18Report submitted.
I marked it as urgent.(Yes! I couldn't remember the name & I wasn't sure anyway, but I knew Bestet was depicted as kitty so in my laziness of not wanting to do one single search I went with the safer choice)
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CPS. Cat protection agency
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* Gathered concern *
37So I'm a total pet-drug-pusher. I had a cat who seriously jonesed for breve (half-and-half) so I gave her a milliliter a day. My dog today needs peanut-butter like it's the ambrosia of the gods. It's a small treat every once in a while.
Out of respect for your friends of fur, allowing them a small dose might enhance their enjoyment of life a bit, especially since we are social beings who enjoy sharing a meal with each other. And unlike half-and-half, cats can actually digest tuna.
25My cats are dum though. I'll crack open a can of tomatoes and they freak out thinking it's dinner time. I let them sniff it, but then they look confused.
Same when I'm getting some Tums. They think it sounds like greenies.
22Same when I’m getting some Tums. They think it sounds like greenies.
Can relate. All my cats think my pill bottles are the same as the treat shaker. I always end up giving them a treat afterwards because I feel bad.
5Oh, man. The amount of times I'd exasperatedly repeat to my cat "it's beans!" or someone similar and let them smell the can I'm opening. I know you know this doesn't smell like tuna, you fuzzy idiot...
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I trained my cat to eat plain chicken by tearing off little pieces and any time he didn't go for it I'd make sure he watched me eat a little. Do that, offer him the other half of the piece I ate, repeat a few times. Now he knows whenever there is a new food if I'm trying to give it to him and I take little bites that he should try it too. It's a lot of fun
18who seriously jonesed for breve (half-and-half)
Doesn't compute, what does this mean?
5"Jones" is an American slang word meaning to be addicted to something, so "jonesing" for something means to crave something very strongly, and generally very vocally.
"Breve" is a coffee drink that is commonly made with half-and-half, which is a product that is equal parts cream and milk. I assume that people have taken to using the term to refer to half-and-half itself, but I've not personally heard that.
So the sentence is saying that their cat was addicted to half-and-half and would act like a junkie doing anything to get their next fix.
4Cream that goes in your coffee.
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I remember eating a can of tuna in front of my cat, she stood on her hind legs and emitted the slowest plaintive meow ever. She must have win awards for best begging kitty ever.
23Better sleep with your eyes open tonight
21And mouth closed.
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The one on the right looks priceless
18The one on the left looks like it's considering mugging them...
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You monster
18Left: Hrmp!
Right: Why?!
18The one on the left looks like 15% of all cats.
7Can confirm, this could be my cat. Also notice they all have the "M" on the forehead.
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Right's tail is a question mark!
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The Geneva Conventions forbade this.
13I used to have a cat that generally wouldn't beg for food unless I made something with tuna. Even then he wouldn't beg while I was making it but I would find him sitting on my desk in the other room (where I ate) waiting for me when I got there like "hey whats that".
12The right one definitely has the look of disbelief lol
7Any experienced cat owner knows your cat is plotting to kill you. After all, that's what cats do. If you eat the delicious fish in front of them, it just accelerates your demise
5We can do better than stealing content from spez's shithole website.
3Its not stealing content, its "content aggregation"
16You'll be an Ai developer in no time lol
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Yes thank you I like your face very much.
3Yeah you messed up, h00min.
1It was so accidental I made sure I had a camera ready to go
-7you've never pulled your phone out and snapped a quick picture? hell,i think most people would already have it in their hand when eating alone these days
15That's called a phone nowadays.
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