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tetris11 @lemmy.ml

2d ago

What's a perfectly bad name for a cat?

Pubert and Rapeseed are ones I'm liking so far, thanks for the suggestions!

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Dog.

xXx-=The_Mouse_Sl@yer_69=-xXx

Kytteigh

Id go with genocider or any variant like bird genocider, lizard genocider

Lo mein

You know that cute thing vets do when they come out to the waiting room and call the cat's name?
They won't do that if you name your cat "Shithead".

Jizzlord
- There was a dog I followed on YT who was supposedly named Cumlord. He was fucking adorable but unfortunately I think he passed away.

Grunch

Doggo

Oh boy, someone hasn't heard about H.P. Lovecraft's cat.
- I thought the title said band name and was so confused

Siri or Heygoogle

Meowzer'); DROP TABLE Cats;--
- Little Kitty Tables
- This guy injects

voidfucker

Dog
- My uncle had a pitbull named "kitty kitty".
  Atleast that's what he dog thought, as when my uncle would feed the cats and dog, he'd always call the cats by saying "here, kitty, kitty... ".

My grandparents had a cat named Pussy. My grandma was so upset when I told her what that was slang for
- I wanted a cat when I was 5. My parents got me a fish instead. So, in my innocence, I named the fish "Pussy"
- We had a cat when I was in high school named Clyde. Great indoor/outdoor cat. Every night when my mom wanted him to come home she would open the front door, step out onto the porch and yell, "Where's My Pussy!" and "Here Puss Puss Pussy! Only neighbors semi-close by were a sweet old couple who thought that was hilarious.
- If you’re going to name a cat that, adopt two and name the other Weed or something.

Cutlet is the best bad name for a cat. The cat will know it's both your friend and a survival ration.
- I do the thing where I hold my cat's head in both hands and scratch her chin and rub my head on hers while telling her I'm gonna turn her into teriyaki stir fry.
- My cat Chili could relate.
- Perfect for a Sphynx cat.

H.P. Lovecraft entered the chat
- That was my first thought too...

Nyan

Pussydawg

Adolf Kitler
- Chairman Meow
  
  Actually I like that one.
- (simply shocked nose snorting)
  Wow.

We have neighbor cat who always wants to come to our yard and start shit with our cat. Said neighbor cat has an odd narrow dark strip under his nose. We call him Hisler, or Der Furrer.
- One of mine has the habit of extending just one front paw while being pet lying down. We ask if she's heiling kitler.

Schrödinger
- One of my cousins used to have a dog that she had named Pavlov. :-)
  
  That name rings a bell
  
  Haha, I hope it was a drooler!

Mutt

Moo

Sextoy.
You'll have many visits from animal protection and more than likely lose friends when they learn the name.

We named our black cat Nyarlathotep or Nyar for short.
- Hahaha if you know, you know.
- Nyar-hee! Nyar-huu! Nyar-hoo! Nyar-ha-hah!
  
  It is definitely a fun name for the cat.
- I named a black cat Svartur. I also had a cat named Potet. ("Black" and "Potato" respectively.)
  
  We also have one named Azathoth, or Azzie for short.

I once had a cat named Pants
- I had a cat that my partner nicknamed pants. He answered to it.

Himmler.

We had a cat called Scunger. She used to shit on the kitchen floor.

The name that you chose - the cat doesn't care anyway.

Years back, one of mine was named Dag.

Fido

C'meregoddamnit

Rover

Fido

Kat.

Fuckboy

Pubert

mr. t (gondii)
https://www.popsci.com/environment/outdoor-cats-spread-diseases/

Cougar

tetris11

Mewphistopholes

My kitten is called Maxim Schnorky. According to him a certain amount of ethically doubtful compromise is okay if that keeps the cat food coming in.

Entree.

Rat

Chad

Jake

Tggr.

Global Thermal Nuclear War

Rapeseed
Would be similar to other plant names like Daisy, Rose, Iris, Poppy, Lily, Holly, Petunia
- The plant is called rape. The seed is rapeseed.
  
  Rapeseed (Brassica napus subsp. napus), also known as rape and oilseed rape and canola, is a bright-yellow flowering member of the family Brassicaceae (mustard or cabbage family), cultivated mainly for its oil-rich seed, which naturally contains appreciable amounts of mildly toxic erucic acid.[2] The term "canola" denotes a group of rapeseed cultivars that were bred to have very low levels of erucic acid and which are especially prized for use as human and animal food. Rapeseed is the third-largest source of vegetable oil and the second-largest source of protein meal in the world.[3][4]
  Brassica napus subsp. napus is the proper name. Everything else is slang and not worth arguing about.
  We call it Sunflower Oil
  We call it Rapeseed Oil
  Not Rape Seed Oil

Rover

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