What your coffee preparation method says about you

From a sample size of 1 (me) PopOS users prepare their coffee with an Aeropress.

If this holds up, then mint users are rocking a thirty year old one cup drip machine that only has one button, and only makes one regular mug at a time.

Debian user here, something wrong with getting the maximum lifespan you can out of devices and keeping them out of landfills?

Before I upgraded last year, I was still using an i7 from 2010 with 8GB RAM and a 1 TB mechanical spinning drive. I jumped to a 12 core socket AM5 Ryzen 9 with 64GB RAM and a 4TB SSD. When I upgrade, I do it all at once and make sure it can last and actually do use the machine for a decade or more. The one before the i7 (which is now a hand-me-down Minecraft box for my kid) was an Athlon XP from 2002 (still got that one in the basement, any retro collectors wanna clean it out for me? Case comes with big Quake and Nine Inch Nails logo stickers on the front applied by yours truly in my edgier days lol). In the span of 30 years I will have owned exactly three daily driver PCs.

I am totally this meme. My vehicles seem to follow the same pattern as well. Jumping from a tape deck to a touchscreen was fun.

I have a French Press

Where does instant coffee fall in this paradigm?

What about people who prefer tea?

Arch user and I don’t own a mug (it was bloat)

Slackware.

As a Ubuntu user, I would never touch a kureig or whatever the hell it is. Those pod things are beyond stupid and you end up needing 2 for a normal sized coffee. Font forget the absurd cost for extra garbage.

What about the machine that you fill with beans and water and coffee comes out? I have had this thing for 4 years now?

No joke, I've had two Keurig machines break on me in the past year. Those machines are trash, built to break. After the second one, I just bought a $10 coffee pot, and it's working great. It's probably going to last me ten years. There's barely any parts to break.

Where's the AeroPress fit in? CentOS maybe?

I'm impressed!

I'm in this picture and I like it!

Gentoo gang represent!

I like a Moka pot. Where do I fit?

I don't drink coffee anymore that's means I shall commit the sin of install Windows again...

What about french press?

Welp!
No Linux for me I guess.

I enjoy the memes, but I'm embarrassed to admit I actually don't know what the difference between linux distros are.

I wonder if NixOS is a vacuum coffee maker for how confusing nix looks when you see it for the first time or instant coffee for how reproducible it is...

Didn't miss.

Help me choose a distro!

My coffee preparation method is:

I drink this one kind of instant coffee that does not even need me to heat the water, I can just mix it in cold water and be good with it. It's still coffee and I don't have to make the slightest effort.

lol I use that coffee machine and been using debian for years

Debian user here. Checks out.

Though I use Windows (and Debian WSL) as desktop daily. The fact that I mostly drink instant coffee is possibly related.

I use Fedora and I don't understand this

I just want to pound my coffee and get to work. I finally gravitated to Fedora because it's clean and just works. Too much setup on my Arch and Gentoo installs with way too much breakage. It's fun to customize and tweak distros like those to an obsessive degree, until you actually need to get work done.

Debian stable let's goooooo

Apparently I am a Tumbleweed user in Fedora clothing.

M’lady.

3-in-1 instant coffee packets are installing a distro into WSL from the Microsoft Store

Ooh! It's a Silvia! It's backwards, but it's a Silvia.

I love my Silvia, but I use Pop!

Oh, and... https://feddit.nu/comment/11221082 ...I have and use an Aeropress.

What about “gets my coffee from the free machine in the break room at work”?

I grind my own and use a manual hand pumped espresso machine. Should I be using BSD?

What about instant coffee? Arch user btw

OpenSUSE Tumbleweed user here...

I'm gonna claim "the coldbrew" for us, because it's always refreshing, chill, and in constant rotation. It might take a little longer to brew, but that's so it doesn't destabilize your entire system. Ahh...so smooth. :)

(I dunno if this analogy holds up but hey I'm taking a shot lol)

Haha accurate, NixOS is missing.

I'm using a Cafelat Robot.

The LFS users are still busy growing their coffee plant

I oscillate between void and debian. I use a french press. Idk what that says about me

I use Artix, but hate coffee altogether and would rather drink southern iced tea, what does that say?

Declarative distros like nixos and guix just order from a barista or one of those office machines

I use espresso, pour over, and v60 carafe from this image. But I now pretty much only use Deb and Fedora, and the occasional OpenSuse. Arch was fun, but too constantly "hands on" for use as a daily. Ubuntu used to be good (past tense). I got annoyed with constant manual compiling with Gentoo, but am considering going back to it anyway.

Where do us qubes users fit in?

I have the second one, it takes about 2 minutes to make a cup of espresso, most of the time unattended, I've had it for 15 years, and yeah, it took some time to learn how to use at first.

I also use Debian, not Gentoo...

Fedora does look cool! It also has lots of customisability through theming and GNOME extensions.

Here it is for editors: https://bsd.network/@ed1conf/113486823218390932

As an arch user, I need my water tap. That's it, because water is the best liquid ever.

What are we when we get too old to drink coffee anymore?

Which distro is “grinds their own beans and brews them manually”

They got me!

Debian on my servers. Fedora on my laptop. Gentoo in my kitchen (yep that exact espresso machine). I'm all over the place.

What does it say about me? I have a French press, and I don't even use it for coffee.

this is beautiful. I don't drink coffee, but "I don't need anything more" is my life ethos from everything to my IDE to the wooden backed kitchen chair I game on.

Gentoo is factory assembly line

LOL what about regular coffee without fancy equipment? I vote alpine.

What about Moccha?

And of course nixos user(doesnt exist)(btw i use nixos)

I use drip and Chemex. And arch and macOs.

This is pretty accurate.

Мдэ... боюсь показывать то, как варю кофе в свете этой картинки. :)

Orange Linux bad.

I have a fairly expensive espresso machine, but I only ever use that one button that makes simple black coffee. What does that say about me?

Gentoo and Fedora should be switched. Poor over people are always snobs demanding perfect grinds, perfect water temperature, and perfect pour overs. Espresso users are the same but I like espresso and fedora lol