1y ago

Missing cold pizza

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- like how a group of crows is a "murder", I hold that a group of coffees is a "nebula"
- Right?
  I get in the mood for some of those some of the time, but most days?
  Gimme 15 cups of coffee, don't talk to me until the third cup, and get outta my fuckin way when it's time for the coffee shit.
- That's the worst looking breakfast I have ever seen. Everything on there looks terrible.
  I'd go toast, OJ and coffee. Fuck the rest.

I love chocolate pancakes! Here's the recipe I use:
1 18.25 ounce package chocolate pancake mix.
3/4 cup vegetable oil.
4 large eggs.
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
3/4 cups butter or margarine.
1&2/3 cups granulated sugar.
2 cups all purpose flour.
Don't forget garnishes such as:
Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste,
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull and peel licorice..
Fish shaped volatile organic compounds
and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces, Shaped like fish.
1 cup lemon juice.
Alpha resins.
Unsaturated polyester resin.
Fiberglass surface resins.
And volatile malted milk impoundments.
9 large egg yolks.
12 medium geosynthetic membranes.
1 cup granulated sugar.
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'.
2 cups rhubarb, sliced.
2/3 cups granulated rhubarb.
1 tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
1 teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
3 tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
1 large rhubarb.
1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
2 tablespoons rhubarb juice.
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric needle injector.
Cordless electric needle injector.
Injector needle driver.
Injector needle gun.
Cranial caps.
And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.
- Gonna try that tomorrow, will report back
  
  Fuck I need a remindme bot
- Any tips on getting your ethyl benzene into a fish shape? Mine always turn out looking like Pac-Man ghosts
- The fish shaped solid waste gives it that extra "please call Poison Control" zest.
- The lack of neurotoxin is disturbing
  
  Ayyy
- You lost me at the vegetable oil
- This was in my grandma's ww2 cookbook how dare you
- Please stop getting your recipes from ChatGPT
  
  Nah, I get my recipes from GLaDOS, she would never lie to me about cake-related subjects
- Needs more sand

What people think a typical English breakfast is:

What a typical English breakfast actually is:
- Weekends Vs weekdays
  
  If you eat that every weekend and weekday, you'll singlehandedly collapse the NHS.
  
  Days of the Gregorian calendar
- So it's a french breakfast with a creamer or milk?
- I belive the first one is a full English breakfast. Can't do full most days.
- There's a place right by my house that does full English and it's heavenly.

Not a single vegetable was harmed
- Do you know what a potato is? Are you one?
  
  Vegetables are clearly a fruit
  Edit: I meant to say potatoes are a fruit, to be an ass. But this is somehow just as funny.
  
  Potato is a tuber.
  Vegetable is a culinary classification, not a botanical one.
  
  I don't know what a potato is. Never heard of it.

That is no breakfast, this is American junk food at its prime.
- The eggs are okay I guess.
  
  How about fried eggs?
- Exactly. Only the drinks can qualify as a part of breakfast.
  
  But, like, eggs though? Aren't eggs also eaten for breakfast in Europe, or am I missing something?
- looks like a heart attack
- Yeah, and so? We have the freedom to make our bad choices, thx!
  /s
  
  Cries in freedom
- Outside of the fries and pancakes the rest isn't that bad. Hurr dürr hate on America and all because it's popular to do so. But hash browns and home fries are just potatoes browned with butter in a skillet. Bacon and sausage and eggs are a decent source of protein. Toast is normal unless you live somewhere that hasn't learned what bread is. English muffins are no worse than toast and biscuits aren't even awful on their own. Juice, milk and coffee are all fine. I guess I don't see the "prime American junk food" outside of the sugary pancakes and fries. And frankly as an American I wouldn't eat any of those for breakfast. The blueberry pancakes on occasion but never the other two.
  
  Maybe they'd be less antagonistic if the prices were metric
- Yep, no bread on that board, no butter and cheese and no vegetables.
  
  Why do people keep saying this? Do you not know what toast is? It's literally sliced bread + heat.

Coffee
Coffee
Coffee
Coffee
Coffee
Coffee
Coffee
Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee
Makes you high, makes you hide
Makes you really want to go
Coffee
Coffee
Coffee
Stop
- Do you really want to drink and stop?
  
  I ran out of money.
  
  Stop your eyes from flowing...
- Positively psycho.
- Great choices, but you’re forgetting coffee
  
  But you would go over budget(
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13 coffees and a single dry toast.
- Imma go with 15 milks and then promptly rush to the bathroom to puke my guts out.

Fifteen coffees
- That's a steal!

Are you american
- Just love that junk food

15 cups of coffee

Hashbrowns
Hashbrowns
Hashbrowns
Hashbrowns
Hashbrowns
- The only correct answer.

I take the $15 and invest it in the market. Now I am billionaire. If only you all would do the same \s
- This one trick makes us all in awe of you

Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk
- I don't know why seeing the word Milk 15 times in a row was so funny to me, but I wanted to let you know that I shid and fard

Bacon sausage eggs hash browns. Easy.
- Bacon, eggs, sausage, toast, OJ.
  Of course I could get the same shit + hashbrowns for only $12 at Denny's.
  E: this was supposed to be a top level reply 😬

Coffee x15
- But there's no cigarette :(

This is just a Denny's ad and I know this because I worked there for more than 10 years and we used these exact pictures for probably that entire time.

Bacon thrice.
Coffee thrice.

𝖂𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖊 𝖎𝖘 𝖒𝖞 𝕯𝖔𝖕𝖕𝖊𝖑𝖘𝖊𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖑
- Gave it to my doggo, here he is 🐕

15 coffees

Ain't no one spending 5 of those dollars on pancakes
- Right? Big $0 on any pancake
- For real. I'm baffled every time when I go out and see the prices of "Crêpes". I can and do make ten or twenty pieces at home for the price of one. All the fun of flipping them included! (Since I'm Yuropean, it's what we just call pancakes. The same principle applies to American pancakes too, just with a few more ingredients.)
- Yeah. I just spent 8,50€ on a smaller portion of worse looking ones yesterday :(

Surely, you will not regret drinking 15 glasses of orange juice.

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wheres water?
- I don't know. I never touch the stuff. Fish fuck in it.
  
  all of the drinks listed in that menu also contian water as ingredient so gotta drink machine oil
- in the ocean you gross fuck

I'd let seven oj's fight seven glasses of milk in my stomach, down the strongest coffee known to humankind afterwards and then wonder why my tummy hurts...
- You're going to blow a hole through your pants when you pour that coffee on top.

I think I will keep the 15 dollars.

15 coffees.

Eggs
Toast Toast Toast
Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee

This isn't a shitpost it's an IHOP ad
- It’s a shillpost
  Edit honestly I have no idea, i just thought it was missing cold pizza as a breakfast option

Sausage, eggs, coffe. Everything else is either deep fried or full of sugar. OK I'd get the milk too.

14 glasses of milk followed by one glass of orange juice, please. With pulp.
- Just my favourite! Milk without pulp is gross.

there is no bread. impossible to make a breakfast.
- Toast ≠ bread?
  
  Correct.
  Or more like white, fluffy, sweetened, crustless sponge ≠ bread.
  what we need

With these options, it's more like a $23 breakfast

2 milk
4 biscuit.
$6 is a steal.
Look at the macros...if it's 2% or whole you're good for half a day
Edit: $4 eggs??? Get fucked.

Who the hell is having chips for breakfast
I'm calling the breakfast police
Edit: in answer to the question, bacon/sausage butty or scrambled on toast, orange juice and then the rest on coffee is probably not far from a standard morning
- Make mine dorito
- I usually don't but there's a cafe in my town that does a fry that includes chips. I've also seen it commonly done when I've been on holiday abroad at cafes/restaurants ran by brits

The only correct answer is sausage, eggs, bacon, toast and coffee
- The only way to settle this is everyone eats their chosen breakfast and dukes it out

Bacon, sausage, hash browns, English muffin(buttered and jam), 2 glasses of OJ.
- Sausage, eggs, bacon, hash browns

Coffee and toast for me. I'll save the other $12 for lunch.

The 1$ and 4$ is the only choices..the rest is sugar and carbs. No thanks.

Crêpes > pancakes

No thanks, I'll stay home
- You’re missing out on artery clogging, more clogged arteries for me 🙌

Bacon, eggs, hash browns, toast, coffee with $1 to spare.
- Or eggs, hash browns, biscuits and coffee with $5 to spare.

Sausage, eggs, beacon, toast and coffee

Why does bean water and fruit water cost the same as cow water?
- Because of dairy subsidies.
  
  That doesn't explain the bean water and the fruit water costing the same.
- Because liquid

I require French toast though

Starvation is free
- But this brings you to death faster

All I want is everything in the $4 row. I don't want anything else. can I still participate?
- Can you get me three cups of coffee? My first fifteen aren't cutting it.
- $4 row gang!
  I’ll take a glass of water too but that’s not on here.

Hash browns, hash browns, hash browns, home fries, home fries,

Where are the beans?
- You were suppose to bring them

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