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I love chocolate pancakes! Here's the recipe I use:

1 18.25 ounce package chocolate pancake mix.

3/4 cup vegetable oil.

4 large eggs.

1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.

3/4 cups butter or margarine.

1&2/3 cups granulated sugar.

2 cups all purpose flour.

Don't forget garnishes such as:

Fish shaped crackers.

Fish shaped candies.

Fish shaped solid waste,

Fish shaped dirt.

Fish shaped ethyl benzene.

Pull and peel licorice..

Fish shaped volatile organic compounds

and sediment shaped sediment.

Candy coated peanut butter pieces, Shaped like fish.

1 cup lemon juice.

Alpha resins.

Unsaturated polyester resin.

Fiberglass surface resins.

And volatile malted milk impoundments.

9 large egg yolks.

12 medium geosynthetic membranes.

1 cup granulated sugar.

An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'.

2 cups rhubarb, sliced.

2/3 cups granulated rhubarb.

1 tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.

1 teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.

3 tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.

1 large rhubarb.

1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.

2 tablespoons rhubarb juice.

Adjustable aluminum head positioner.

Slaughter electric needle injector.

Cordless electric needle injector.

Injector needle driver.

Injector needle gun.

Cranial caps.

And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.

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What people think a typical English breakfast is:

What a typical English breakfast actually is:

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Not a single vegetable was harmed

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That is no breakfast, this is American junk food at its prime.

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Coffee

Coffee

Coffee
Coffee
Coffee
Coffee
Coffee

Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee
Makes you high, makes you hide
Makes you really want to go

Coffee
Coffee
Coffee
Stop

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Fifteen coffees

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13 coffees and a single dry toast.

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Are you american

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15 cups of coffee

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Hashbrowns

Hashbrowns

Hashbrowns

Hashbrowns

Hashbrowns

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I take the $15 and invest it in the market. Now I am billionaire. If only you all would do the same \s

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Permanently Deleted

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Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk

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Coffee x15

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Bacon sausage eggs hash browns. Easy.

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15 coffees

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This is just a Denny's ad and I know this because I worked there for more than 10 years and we used these exact pictures for probably that entire time.

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Bacon thrice.

Coffee thrice.

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𝖂𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖊 𝖎𝖘 𝖒𝖞 𝕯𝖔𝖕𝖕𝖊𝖑𝖘𝖊𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖑

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I'd let seven oj's fight seven glasses of milk in my stomach, down the strongest coffee known to humankind afterwards and then wonder why my tummy hurts...

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Ain't no one spending 5 of those dollars on pancakes

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Spam, spam, spam, egg, and spam.

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Surely, you will not regret drinking 15 glasses of orange juice.

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wheres water?

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I think I will keep the 15 dollars.

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Eggs

Toast Toast Toast

Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee

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15 coffees.

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14 glasses of milk followed by one glass of orange juice, please. With pulp.

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Who the hell is having chips for breakfast

I'm calling the breakfast police

Edit: in answer to the question, bacon/sausage butty or scrambled on toast, orange juice and then the rest on coffee is probably not far from a standard morning

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Sausage, eggs, coffe. Everything else is either deep fried or full of sugar. OK I'd get the milk too.

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there is no bread. impossible to make a breakfast.

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With these options, it's more like a $23 breakfast

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This isn't a shitpost it's an IHOP ad

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The only correct answer is sausage, eggs, bacon, toast and coffee

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2 milk

4 biscuit.

$6 is a steal.

Look at the macros...if it's 2% or whole you're good for half a day

Edit: $4 eggs??? Get fucked.

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The 1$ and 4$ is the only choices..the rest is sugar and carbs. No thanks.

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Crêpes > pancakes

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Coffee and toast for me. I'll save the other $12 for lunch.

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Bacon, sausage, hash browns, English muffin(buttered and jam), 2 glasses of OJ.

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I require French toast though

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No thanks, I'll stay home

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Starvation is free

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Sausage, eggs, beacon, toast and coffee

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Bacon, eggs, hash browns, toast, coffee with $1 to spare.

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Why does bean water and fruit water cost the same as cow water?

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Eggs bacon hasbrowns toast oj milk

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Well I don't see any damn gravy to go with those biscuits so I guess I'm gonna have to go with a $4 sausagep late plus $1 glass of milk and hope someone has some flour I can borrow.

My final order would be a double order of biscuits and gravy, and use the remaining dollar for a cup of coffee.

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Where are the beans?

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All I want is everything in the $4 row. I don't want anything else. can I still participate?

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Hash browns, hash browns, hash browns, home fries, home fries,

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Coffee, hash browns, eggs. Then I spend my remaining money on hot sauce or green chile.

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Sausage, eggs on toast, bacon, and a glass of milk.

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2 coffee and french fries. And gimme back my $10.

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So there's fried carbs with extra sugar on top, highly processed animal products, regular baked carbs, or sugar in a cup... eghh

Give me oatmeal that's healthy and costs $1.

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Bacon, eggs, hashbrown, an english muffin, and a glass of milk... is what I would say if I were a teenager again. I'll probably just have an english muffin, a cup of tea, and a fruit.

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Bacon, Eggs, Toast, 2 OJs and 3 Milks

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Eggs + bacon + toast + coffee = $11 breakfast.

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Bacon, Eggs, Toast, Home Fries, Coffee, OJ. BAM. Perfect breakie. Just don't forget the tobasco!

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easy.

coffee - cream and sugar

toast - sourdough, buttered

hash browns - add Chipotle Tabasco

bacon - barely crispy

eggs - over easy, so I can dip my toast in the runny yolk

more coffee - more cream and more sugar

best breakfast. fite me.
might make breakfast for dinner tonight.
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$4 Sausage $4 Eggs $4 Bacon $2 Toast $1 OJ

The price seems very high for each ingredient but it sounds great as a breakfast

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Those prices aren't bad at all

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Three bacons and a hash browns.

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Bacon, sausage, eggs, biscuits (or toast), coffee.

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3.5 orders of sausage and 1 cup of coffee (served scalding) so I can really wreck myself from mouth to anus

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Coffee 1$

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Damn, there's no goat hair here. Guess I'm out

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All of the $4 row and any one of the $2 and $1 row each. My preference is the coffee and an English muffin.

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Sausage, Eggs, Bacon, Biscuits and coffe

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Eggs, hash browns, biscuits (if they are with squeezed pork greives, otherwise english muffin), espresso, espresso, espresso, espresso, espresso aaaand espresso.

That 15$, right?

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Sausage, eggs, hash brown, toast, oj, tip the last dollar (most likely).

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3 bacon plates

1 coffee

Done

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Bruh, that's some fucking expensive ass breakfast. If I'm eating at home, I'ma making a bloody 3 course meal for 15$. My breakfast rarely goes over 2$, that being an unreasonable liter of milk and 2 ham/lettuce/mayo/ketchup sandwiches. Where the milk is by far the most expensive part, as in like 75% of the cost.

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Bacon, sausage, tattie scones, baked beans mushrooms, fried tomato, black pudding, and haggis. Irn Bru to drink. Breakfast of champions.

Look and learn

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What the fuck is... home fries?

the correct config is Sausage, Egg, Hashbrowns in a bowl, two OJs and two coffees, btw.

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Sausage, eggs, home fries, english muffin, milk, oj

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CCBAC

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Sausage, Egg, water

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Sausage, eggs, bacon, toast, oj

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Bacon, sausage, toast, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, and a $1 tip to whoever cleans the bathroom

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Eggs, Bacon, hash browns, toast, coffee, and orange juice please

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sausage sausage hash hash oj

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3 x bacon 1 x toast 1 x coffee

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I read Oil instead of OJ and just thought man that's some American breakfast option

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Bruh I'm just having a coffee and a lil krentebol with some butter and cheese

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Milk, milk, coffee, English Muffin, bacon, eggs (where's my cheese?)

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Bacon, eggs, hash browns, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee.

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15 coffees

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Blueberry pancakes, sausage, OJ, coffee. I don't need/want any more

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And cold fried chicken.

Anyway, Bacon, eggs, hashbrowns, biscuits, OJ.

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Sausage, eggs, hashbrowns, orange juice, coffee x3

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sausage, eggs, double serving of hash browns, either oj or coffee depending on mood.

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15 glasses of orange juice. Then I'll wonder where the dark bread is.

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Sasauge, Eggs, Homefries, Biscuit, and two OJs.

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1x sausage 2x eggs 3x milk

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Where is the sour milk? Where are the rasins? where is the sugar? Where is the cinnamon?

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What no French toast?!

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Eggs, hashbrowns, toast, OJ, milk and biscuits. This is just my regular breakfast lol

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Pancakes, eggs, bacon, OJ, milk. Everywhere I go out for breakfast, I to look for the closest thing on the menu to this.

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Blueberry, sausage, hash browns, biscuits, coffee.

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Are refills free? If so, I'm fine at $1 most days.

Also, where are: plain pancakes, sausage gravy, waffles, and anything remotely resembling something other than "northern US white people food" for lack of a better term.

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Coffee, toast, chocolate chip pancake.

And the change I'll to any person who wants to buy more things for them.

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No mash?

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Cinnamon swirl

Bacon

French fries

Toast

Tea
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Bowl of cereal, apple, cup of tea, couple of digestives to dunk. None of which are on the list...

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Blueberry, bacon, hash browns, english muffin and substitute root beer for the beverage.

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