JD Vance

Sure, just like we created a story about him fucking a couch to bring attention to what a weird little choad he is.

"If I have to create stories so that the American media actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people we win, then that's what I'm going to do."

Yea, we already knew that JD, thanks.

“If you think my Haitian stories are bad, just wait until I start making up stories about Jews. I get most of my “news” from this website called 4chan. Ever heard of it?”

So this is surely enough grounds to sue, if not criminally prosecute, this cunt.

Doesn't "so hungry they eat cats" indicate the failures of the food safety net and the suffering of the immigrants? I don't get why this story would make anyone with an ounce of empathy less sympathetic to immigrants instead of more sympathetic.

There are a billion ways that people are suffering. You can talk about any of them. Inventing new ones doesn't mean you care. It means the opposite.

Someone's taking the piss out of it on google, got a laugh

At what point is the libel? Could every Haitian living in the US join a class action to sue vance?

If I Vote for the Guys Making up Stories to Scare me my life is going to GREATLY IMPROVE!

What a horrible response. Wtf is wrong with that party.

When JD watches Backroom Casting Couch, You think he jerkes off to the couch?

I thought his boss hated "fake news"

So he thinks we've already forgotten about his furniture kink?

That silence in that clip was so fucking loud. The reporter was in disbelief for a good 2 mins.

He practically said, "I've been bullshit*ting you."

If the American people are not suffering, I am just gonna say they are suffering so the media pay attention to their nonexistent suffering.

Fixed it.

When you're in a hole, dig harder!

LMAO! We would have an easier time paying attention like we're trying to without all the lies and distractions from the evil class.

Sounds exactly like Boris Johnson, prime minister in the UK and notorious for making up stories. He basically steered the UK economy in a dive and parachuted out so another imbecile was at the wheel when all the warnings began to blare. Stories don't make for good policies.

Imagine a President Vance. Compare to a President Waltz. Either would be possible.

"Pay attention to me! NOW!"

Lieing is endemic to the species.

Although this story isn't related, I've been trying to get the name JD Vance changed online to "Joy Division Vance" given his views on women.

The future Joy Division Vance sees for American Women

In World War II, Nazi Germany established brothels in the concentration camps (Lagerbordell or Freudenabteilungen "Joy Divisions") to increase productivity among inmates, although these institutions were used mostly by Kapos, "prisoner functionaries" and the criminal element, because regular inmates, penniless and emaciated, were usually too debilitated and wary of exposure to Schutzstaffel (SS) schemes. In the end, the camp brothels did not produce any noticeable increase in the prisoners' productivity levels, but instead, created a market for coupons among the camp VIPs.[1]

The women forced into these brothels came mainly from the women-only Ravensbrück concentration camp,[2] except for Auschwitz, which used its own prisoners.[3] In combination with the German military brothels in World War II, it is estimated that at least 34,140 female inmates were forced into sexual slavery during the Third Reich.[3]

That is unbelievably irresponsible.

I have been to Springfield, Oh. I delivered heavy equipment to the city administrators. The place has no drama.

Well, I can do that too, couch fucker.

Spin on a spin at this point.

Republicans have such a talent for saying things that really make you hate that theyll never see your response.

LOL he's still butthurt about being a weird couchfucker

fuck that couchfucking couchfucker

You mean the same suffering of the American people that the American people are doing to the American people because you riled up the American people with bullshit about the American people.

What a repugnant sentient bag of shite this wretch is. Good to know he'll disappear into welcome obscurity in a few months. Back to screwing furniture, you malcontent.

Please clap listen

now, i not a professional here, whatever field that would be. But last time i checked, this is just something that we call "bad faith lying"

Jesus christ i hate this country sometimes.

I did a search because it seemed to crazy to be believable.

Waste of time; they are always that crazy

I got excited at first that this had a video of him saying that.

Tons of videos, first hand accounts of Haitians eating dogs, cats, birds, etc. The gaslighting from the Left on this issue is retarded.

Couchfucker has a point

Edit: I should have added \s. I guess calling him a couchfucker wasn’t a hint enough