What is the funniest one syllable word you can think of?

I also choose this guy's wife's "boob".

You two are wild

BOINK

pink

Not the color. The sound of something tiny-yet-structurally-significant snapping under pressure; juuuuust before the most chaotic gosh-damned thing you've ever seen in your life happens. Car accidents, roller coaster failures, towers collapsing (not those ones) - it's pretty much always preceded by a tiny little pink

Boof

Queef 😂

poot

Schnozz

Bonk

squirreled

It's the longest one-syllable word last time I checked. Pretty ridiculous that it is one syllable honestly.

Nob

Shunt.

Scrunched

Longest syllable I can think of, rather ironic

Shart

Boop!

coque

Moist. No but really ive always thought "sedge" is a funny sounding word.

fart

bop

Cul

Onomatopoeia usually punch above their weight class here. Shlorp gets my vote.

Peef.

It's when you fart out of your dick hole. A "Penis Queef", if you will. Happened to me once when I had a cystoscopy. Weirdest feeling ever.

Bjork!

I know it’s not a word, but a name… still if you use it with ! I think it’s particularly funny. Like it’s an exclamation, or a warning.

Smeg

I expect this requires no explanation. You lemmings already know.

Schmutz.

It's Yiddish (?) and is a general term for unspecified dirt or filth. The fun part: once you have identified the filth, it is no longer schmutz.

My spouse and I picked it up from the Says You radio show years ago, and have used it ever since.

Without wanting to ruffle anyone's feathers, I will submit queef, which would be worth a chuckle even if it held no meaning

"womp"

but usually funnier when used as a pair

Yeet is fun to say when throwing something.

Moist.

However you spell that noise Guinea pigs make.

Funt. Looks horrendously rude, resembles two terrible English words, but is completely without meaning in and of itself. Unless you let UrbanDictionary tell you that it's the combination of those two words anyway.

It's also the noise things make when launched out of a tube by compressed air, if not the noise made by lighting gases in a test tube, both of which are highly entertaining.

The spelling "phoont" may be preferable.

Bob

Twat

pronounced with a hard A

Cunk

Hump

Also: dink

Edit: hehehehehehe

Moob.

I always enjoyed the word putz. I typically use the verb format but it amuses me that every definition is so different lol.

As a mountaineer I enjoy the word "cwm". Sounds like it should nasty but in reality it's just Welsh for cirque.

Berk

(It has a very rude etymology)

Peh

Stank.

Squirrel

Shmeckels, nick name of my cat when he eats...and shmecks

Clunge

I like to yell " HULST ! " whenever i see it, and then point at it. It's dutch for holly

poop (or fart); they're such universal words that everybody, kids and adults alike, just understand how gross and funny they are instantly.

In commonwealth culture where I come from, "loo" is the slang word for toilet, and it's always funny out of context.

Bloop

Fünf

dude

Shit. I associate that with how my friend and I used to say it during games. "Ah Chiet!" like you have no teeth.

Nah

Plung.

Fart.

scrunched

Gooch, taint, bung, flunch.

Dud

Nip