Alex Jones and his fans are intrigued by Putin offer of sanctuary to conservatives

Step 1: offer sanctuary

Step 2: offer citizenship

Step 3: conscript

Hey, if you and your buddies wanna go, Alex, knock yourselves out. Seriously: get the fuck out of here, because the vast majority of us hate you for being one of the worst calibers of human.

”[Putin’s] new decree blows the lid off the establishment's agenda, letting freedom-loving folks bypass the usual bureaucratic nonsense like language tests or history exams," Jones posted on X. "If you're ready to reject the insane policies of your home countries that push these destructive, anti-human, neoliberal agendas, Russia is rolling out the red carpet!”

Based and fuck off to Russia pilled

"This new decree blows the lid off the establishment's agenda, letting freedom-loving folks bypass the usual bureaucratic nonsense like language tests or history exams"

This coming from the "LEARN ENGLISH, YOU'RE IN AMERICA!" crowd

I hope they all agree and go in one big wave, because otherwise stories of the early adopters being conscripted to die in Ukraine might dissuade the rest of them.

1980's conservatives: "Why don't you move to Russia if you don't like it here?"

2020's conservatives: "Why don't we move to Russia if we don't like it here?"

... Wasn't there a story a few months ago about a family that had done exactly that and turns out living in Russia kinda sucks?

Please, take him up on that offer. please!

They can all go and make their own new Russian town. They could call it Jonesgrad or perhaps Jonestown to keep it closer to their American roots.

Don't forget to pack up some FlavorAid for those scorching Russian summers.

Bruh. They get drafted straight into the meatgrinder.

Didn’t a conservative family already try living in Russia recently and found out it wasn’t all like a better version of America?

I hear Kursk is lovely this time of year for Russians.

Please idiots, flee to that hellscape. There you might realize how full of shit you all are.

Please do take all the conservative brainlets and build a Gilead so we can all watch it crash and burn while you cope about foreign interference.

What's the opposite of brain drain?

I’d be soooooo triggered if they accepted. And remember, the US is the only country that taxes citizens on foreign earnings. So you’ll have to renounce your citizenship

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Don’t forget to renounce your citizenship so you can’t come back don’t have to pay taxes…

the Foreign Ministry is gearing up to issue visas to true patriots as soon as September! It's time to stand up for spiritual and moral values!

My God these people are fucking idiots.

True patriots leave their country for Russia, and to flee your country is to "stand up for spiritual and moral values". /s

The traditional value of fertilizing sunflowers in Ukraine?

But dont they hate immigrants?

Is there a GoFundMe to which I can donate to help with relocation costs?

And then they went to Russia, where they were send to Ukraine, where they were turned into fertilizer by the shells their tax dollars got for Ukraine.

Putin puts out call for Americans to conscript and fight in Ukraine?

That last comment is really sad, because it sounds like schizophrenia.

"Good, if those still wishing to make satanic hand gestures and hidden eye symbols keep doing it and don’t stop Alex Jones I might just do that," added X user Robin Cope.

I can see it now, they go to Russia and expect all Russians to speak English.

Russia: You're in Russia! Speak Russian! You don't like it, go back to where you came from! Conservatives: How dare you!

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Oh yes please! Move to Russia. Can easily keep denying climate change and live in the authoritarian system they prefer. Let all these guys move there, they can make up for all the men Putin killed in his stupid war with Ukraine.

Do they need money for plane tickets? I’d be happy to pitch in

Damn Alex, that's a sore-dick deal if I have ever heard one. Carpe fuckin diem, comrade!

So they are seeking asylum in another country? Like, to move there permanently?

Huh.

"Good, if those still wishing to make satanic hand gestures and hidden eye symbols keep doing it and don’t stop Alex Jones I might just do that," [added] X user Robin Cope.

What are these satanic hand gestures that I am missing out on? Sounds cool.

Getting a lot of mileage out of this one

Hope they like their new trucks.

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Maybe they'll get the dumbest of the dumbasses to go over there, but the just average dumbasses aren't too dumb to see that the standard of living in Russia is cold dog shit.

I can't wait to see the tic-toks coming from the first volunteer MAGA battalion they send to the front. Do you think maybe they'll ask both Putin AND Trump for help as battle hardened AFU units shred their weekend warrior asses?

Ah, more stories like this one incoming

Good, he can go to Ruzzia and produce more, "entertainment for idiots", there.

DO IT!

PLEASE GOD take him up on his offer

PLEASE GOD TAKE THEM, GET THEM THE FUCK OUT OF THIS COUNTRY.

Someone create a GoFundMe so we can buy him tickets.

Flash forward to Russia “they’re not sending their best” comments

They should move there to have abortion rights, gun control and limited freedom of speech. All the "conservative" stuff they love.

Off you trot Alex!

Na na na naaa

Na na na naaa

Hey, hey, hey

GOOD-BYE

Don't let the door hit you on the way out!

Thie has all finally come full circle, huh? Putin's push to fully destabilize America, using Americans.

Mmm, yes. Go off and live in your fascist fantasy land

Fly away home little horseshoes, fly away home.

That offer sounds AMAZING!

They wouldn't dare! They don't have the guts!

Please go. You have my blessing!

Please, please let them all ship themselves to Siberia.

Can someone spread around some guides on how to apply an everything. The crocodile tears would be incredible!

Sound very much like the communists that moved to Soviet Union 100 years ago to build a utopia. They went and got purged by Stalin. Now it's the turn for far-right wingnuts with another former petty criminal in charge of Russia.

I would get such schadenfreude from each and every MAGA dipshit who actually takes this offer up

I’ve never felt a greater pull to donate to anything.

DEI visas

Who knew Putin was actually such a nice guy.

Today’s surprise: I actually find myself grateful to Putin. GTFO, weirdos.

Alex would not do it. Unless he can still sell you his Big Brain Vitamins and Deep Earth Crystals. With China cutting off exchanges I doubt he would go.

Good, let's contain all these fucked up neo nazis for some reason called "conservatives" in Russia.

Good, go, and didn't let the door hit ya.

"Stone buildings burn to the fucking ground, Eddie" - Alex Jones, via knowledge fight. They don't like Alex much, but that was an epic quote

Do it. Do it!!! DO IT!!! C'mon......c'mon........do it do it do it.

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If Trump looses the election, I'm sure he'll take the offer. If Trump wins the election US will become Russia.

Hey a problem that solves itself. Nice.

So uh, I appreciate everyone's sentiment, but this would actually make our problems worse. Living in Russia does not prevent you from running a propaganda network, though sanctions might possibly interfere with supplements sales.

What living in Russia definitely does do, though, is prevent our legal system from reaching you with any form of consequences. Many of our fiercest propaganda foes do live safely in Russia where we just cannot reach them very easily, and they are still a major problem. A lot of the fake local "news" websites, for instance, are run by one single American expat, living in Russia. He just remakes them when they get taken down, he's made hundreds, all spreading a mix of copied real news and standard Russian propaganda.

Things aren't always as simple as they seem. Most things, actually.

Kick out Steven Seagal to vatnikland too.

Ship em all over there so they can be ukranian target practice dummies

yes please. people who don't like them are intrigued as well. please do it.

I wonder how happy Putin would be when they get this guy that is known for spreading misinformation against the government trough a whole country.

It is a trap that is hidden in the details

I wonder if people who defect to north korea are also similarly dense

...and step 2 is up to Ukraine.

Anyway what's the latest on the long range missile limitations?

it will really suck to live in that country for quite a while it seems

DIG THE FUCKING HOLE!!

Provided that any assets remain in the USA then just go. Also stay gone. Also no whining.

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