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Uhhh, yeah I can't explain myself out of this one.

without your comment I wouldnt have though nothing of it. With your comment I suspect you have a piss fetish
- wouldnt have though nothing of it
  So without the comment what did you think of it?
I shared the link to this to friends a week ago or so.
Jokes on you they'll never ask show me your last starred github repo
Wait a miniute, what do they do when it's full, it's not like they have a sewer system up there... And how do they use the toilet without floating off? Do they have seatbelts? Shitbelts?
- They recycle the pee to drinking water.

More memes from lemmy

That's a dog that knows how to play the system... You know damn well as you approached their eyes would follow you, but they would not move a muscle.
Clearly a good boy/girl 😁
D) All of the above.

This was mine too

Bonk
Good luck with that one, don't forget to set an alarm.
This game is taking over everything I swear
Peaceful mode is gonna go crazy
- Fr I don't even know what game that is but I've seen this girl and people cosplaying her so often

They're fighting with stands, you just can't see it
- You can't see it. I can.

Nature is beautiful

I can't explain this

Take em away, boys

I literally saved it from the last "post your most-recent download" thread:

No horny here. Yep 😇

Mixed results...?

Saved to post to a work chat. Haha

Actually. Hahaha. Problematic politically but damn he fine.

That is stupid and I love it

Think this is from Lemmy anyway

Hahaha I had the same experience learning Russian. It’s so hard to find simple stuff like dick and Jane, but in another language.
Interestingly, comic books, especially those which have been translated into multiple languages (marvel, dc, etc) are almost easier. They usually have short, less-complicated sentences, and the context is pictorial. Plus it’s not boring af to read, which is ultra-helpful. Maybe that’s why people like manga and anime so much..? Idk.
Same picture! Had to send it to my bf learning German.

More apple than pine

I do not pass the check

Maybe it's horny, but this picture of Malenia, Goddess of Rot is now my phone background.

Lots of Pussy 🥸

Balatro is love

Balatro is life

no (this thread isnt tagged nsfw)

I got a cat in my lap

Nice try, social engineer. You're not getting anywhere near my data

I was setting up people's profile pictures on the home server... Everyone's a different concerned dog...

I made soup.

I don’t completely hate it
Is that for like reaching out to get your towel after you're done
- It's so you can turn the shower on to warm without opening the door. I assume there is a notable splash risk.

I think that you caught me.

For some reason it won't let me post the actual last pic on my phone, which is a yucky rotor I cleaned up and tested at work today. Maybe because it's from the camera? Idk. That's the most recent it would let me post

i failed

I think it was antibiotic use for animal farms

I hope you like indecipherable plots:

cooling fan

🤔

I'm gonna save you all from the pic of my pet snake taking a shit in my hand.

My partner thought it was too funny, and used my phone to take the picture.

FUUCK I THOUGHT I WOULD BE THE EXCEPTION

it's getting hot in here

It's ~~refusing to upload, but it's~~ an image of a greasy sandwich while I hold it with chopsticks. The sandwich has a bite out of it.

Edit:

I can't because the post isn't marked NSFW...

Lemmy memes are so meh ☹️

(this one isn't from Lemmy)

(alt text: man with a tear on his eye and in a dark place, with the caption: "how Isaac felt after killing mom", comically edited.)

Nice try. I'm not breaking the server's moderation rules.

I like old tech

Can’t it’s 34G boobs from my fwb. I failed the check

What makes this hilarious to me for horny check purposes is the context it was used in.

context

You guys save your pics?

You survived a mine field.

Refreshing peppermint liquor with chocolate & cream taste

Sorry if it isn't horny enough. I haven't taken a moment to memorize the sigil-number equivalence, yet, so I just screenshot it.

My last picture in my saved images folder is a snip of my screen. My prompt got featured on Prequel Comic! Finally, after like, 10 years of submitting commands and I just happened to check for updates and saw my name at the top.

I kind of regret that specific prompt getting picked now though, because I thought the spider character was on an elevator traveling downwards, but I went back a page and realized that it was a camera/animation trick and they weren't actually moving down. And yet, the artist still picked me for some reason anyway. Whatever, I'll take it!